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10 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Better hurry up... There's only 97,000 seats left

96,999 now.

Wonder what this 'new member function' business is going on in the Keith Miller room don't I get to go in? Tea, coffee and all sorts of delectables in there. 

Edited by layzie

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD!! Things are quiet on Demonland today!

You’d think the season was over!

Yep, you may as well give the maid the day off Uncle Bitters

How do we stop Walters? 

 
1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

How do we stop Walters? 

put bets on him.


Hunts gone downstairs! 

6 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Hunts gone downstairs! 

Probably putting a bet on

 
7 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Hunts gone downstairs! 

Should have gone before the game

We are breaking down.


Simply no system Freo look dangerous. Entries into forward line dreadful.

3 backs up at the contest as usual...Frost kicks a short ball horror for the turnover goal across their HF.

2 easy clanger goals to the Opp grrr

Great play by May!!


The mass numbers around the ball but no spread is just dumb

Steven May is just smashing blokes left right and centre right now.


So long as we have forwards who cannot mark a bloody football we will not win games. 

Surprise surprise. It’s Salem and Fritsch who have delivered the two inside 50s that resulted in goals.

1 minute ago, P-man said:

Surprise surprise. It’s Salem and Fritsch who have delivered the two inside 50s that resulted in goals.

Reasons #1,2,3,4,5 why they should not be played in our back half.

 

Petty horrible handball


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