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POSTGAME: Rd 11 vs Adelaide

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Go and get absolutely [censored]. That’s all I can say right now. 

 

1.8 in the last quarter (of which we kicked 5 behinds).

Well at least the blowtorch should be on Goodwin and his pathetic game plan this week.

8 goals to 1 after we were up by 31 points. So Melbourne.

 

I don't get worked up anymore.
Wrote us off after rd5 so whatever happens doesn't really matter.
Lets just not get anymore major injuries for the year.


1 minute ago, buck_nekkid said:

I am not a hater, but OMAC cost us 5 goals tonight.  He was abysmal.

Our set shot kicking is little league standard.

Pruess would have kicked that last goal. 

1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

That’s the kind of game people lose jobs as a result of.

Hopefully. We need change and heads need to roll. What the club has produced this year is unacceptable on any level.

 

Some pathetic efforts in that last quarter. Weak as. 

I feel like someone’s just hit me in the head with a brick 


Just now, buck_nekkid said:

I am not a hater, but OMAC cost us 5 goals tonight.  He was abysmal.

Our set shot kicking is little league standard.

You beat me to the punch. That was a truly pathetic performance from Oscar McDonald tonight. I can understand lack of talent but that was as soft as butter throughout.

1 minute ago, Brownie said:

They'd miss

Best post ever.

I really believe our players are soft mentally.

Our inaccuracies are a result of weak concentration and fear.

2 minutes ago, Good Lord George said:

3.12 to 9.3 in the second half.

Get [censored] Melbourne

That’s the stat.

Season officially over now.

Give Lever and May at least until after the bye. Put TMac on ice for a while. Time to think about 2020.

16 behinds. You are killing me Melbourne. I am losing my love of the game. Umpiring terrible as per usual. Since when was contesting for the ball considered holding the man? They are footballers, not Tinkerbells.


Forget selling this home game to Darwin nonsense. The crowd was clearly heavily supporting the crows. Could have sworn on the telecast it was being played in Adelaide.

Just now, Return to Glory said:

You beat me to the punch. That was a truly pathetic performance from Oscar McDonald tonight. I can understand lack of talent but that was as soft as butter throughout.

Against another goaless game from his brother.

TMac could not get a game over Weideman next week.  That's how bad he's going.

And OMac could be replaced with a piece of s#*t on a stick for all I care.

If that is supposed to be our home game, it didnt come with the crowd.  They were against us all night.

Go run  through another mean tweets banner you weak pathetic losers.

Shameful performance.  Season over officially.


That was like a [censored] crows home game. 

When will become a real club and not sell games. Prelim and 50k members. 

Embarrassing. 

We should have kicked 8 goals in the second half easy. 3.12 go [censored] yourselves!!

2 minutes ago, Gipsy Danger said:

This team is pathetic. Still love the club but this playing group is disgraceful 

What has happened since the EF & SF last year. Not one player has improved since then.

 
Just now, buck_nekkid said:

If that is supposed to be our home game, it didnt come with the crowd.  They were against us all night.

Could you blame them?  


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