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Iโ€™m so [censored] over Oliverโ€™s handballing this year, he butchers it like Petracca kicks a football.

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King suggesting playing Salem in our half-forward line. FFS that is the first smart thing the bloke has ever said.

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Do something, SOMETHING with the ball....


I am leaving Players in Lygon and going home. Had enough of watching in SD on a 42 inch screen in a ping pong parlour pokie bar. Hold my callsย 

2 points in 17 minutes of football against GCS in near perfect conditions...

Gameplan anyone

Ahead on almost every stat except surprisingly hit outs and we still stink

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Keilty must be minus 30 Supercoach points, he's poison tonight


Sorry but Keilty is not AFL ready.ย 

Not particularly good viewing...

But at least we're defending rather than trying to blast many many goals and lose by heaps.

Might mean we win a few more games that we probably should until everyone is fit and firing.

Keilty has had an absolute mare.

Both these teams are shamefully bad. Unwatchable football. ย 


Demonland has got itโ€™s collective wish...Lewis off


Just now, Boots and all said:

Lovely kick Clayton.

Pity we only see 2 per game.

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Lewis trying to protect himself at all costs. Off now, thatโ€™ll learn ya.ย 

Seriously thereโ€™s nothing better than Kielty on the list?

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And has one [censored] picked the ball up below their knees or clean grabbed a mark? Just amateur hour.ย 

Lewis ankle.ย 

Hibberd shoulder.ย 

FMD.ย 


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