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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Geelong

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2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Petracca has the turning circle of Matthew Bate.

I would’ve said the USS Nimitz. 

 
9 minutes ago, Webber said:

How did we so quickly from last year to this. We are currently bottom 4, and I suspect the dumbest, least competitive team on current form. It’s f***ing agony to watch. We are just third rate rubbish. 

Can’t underestimate the importance of a good preseason, we started late had 10 of our best 22 have surgery it has to have an impact, I bet we are way better in the second half of the year but unfortunately the damage will be done by then

I was initially upset at having to attend  a 60th birthday but  it sounds like I'm better off slurping on my Johnny & coke?

 

They going through us like we’re not even there

What’s happened to May?

This season is falling apart for us!

 
1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Weideman making me think we backed the wrong horse

We backed the wrong [censored]


No JD is really pissing me off...but i did accept a bet on us that might make up for it

Frost has hit more targets than anyone else. Perfect illustration of how we’re playing.


My counterpart just handed me my winnings already! ?

He had to hold on to him for all eternity to be finally be called out. Finally 

Selwood just threw that..

3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Where is our forwardline?????!

3500km away in Freo.


How about the basics? Laying tackles and holding marks. Too many new fangled ideas in football nowadays.

Uninspiring trash.

 

Jones has been absolutely terrible tonight. Should seriously consider dropping him. 


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