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How is this club such a [censored] disappointment?!!!! 

We are woeful. 


Getting beaten inside and outside. It’s going to be a long night and unless we find form soon it’s going to be a wasted season.

When the ball is being kicked towards the opponents goal, don’t punch it FFS

 

we must have a team rule that states 

You must handball to a teammate in a worse position and under pressure 

And we must handball 3 times before anyone can kick it

 


its over                      got early start tomorrow  off to bed  very very disappointing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least the intensity is better. 

We are not getting reward for effort and are still a little bit sloppy, but we look way better than last week. 

Let's see if we can keep it up

We are getting destroyed in contested ball. Cats nearly twice as many contested possessions. Wtf has happened to our hard midfield?!

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We are losing it on the inside and they consistently have more numbers on the outside.

We are making them look much, much better than they are.

Loser of dees v bombers next week is season done, so frustrating after the year we had, but not unexpected with how our pre season panned out

Has holding the ball been erased from the rule book?


1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

ANB reminds me of the players we had 2010-2013

He is a dead set scrubber! 

Wake up goodwin and get rid of this imposter!

 

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