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GAMEDAY: Rd 01 vs Port Adelaide

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Max destroyed should have played pruess and if we don’t win a clearance we are cooked, any team with some speed will destroy us, at least the hype might die down we are no where near it unfortunately, and with a tough draw I’m a bit worried now 

 

has anyone noticed that other than a three minute burst of three goals we have scored around 2-5 behinds in almost 3 quarters of football.

This has been atrocious

Our "stars" got an absolute spanking today.

When was the last time Gawn, Oliver, Brayshaw, Viney, Mcdonald, Jones and Petracca ALL had no impact?


Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

has anyone noticed that other than a three minute burst of three goals we have scored around 2-5 behinds in almost 3 quarters of football.

This has been atrocious

Extremely concerning. The warning signs were evident during pre season.

Just now, praha said:

Our "stars" got an absolute spanking today.

When was the last time Gawn, Oliver, Brayshaw, Viney, Mcdonald, Jones and Petracca ALL had no impact?

Our previous game.

Just now, praha said:

Our "stars" got an absolute spanking today.

When was the last time Gawn, Oliver, Brayshaw, Viney, Mcdonald, Jones and Petracca ALL had no impact?

Agreed, out worked, out pressured...

Really ....ing dissappointing

 

Salem, wagner, oliver the rest has been smashed

Really need some outside run instead of playing Jones and Viney on the outside. 

So many players out of form. We can't carry players out of form and play so many depth players. We are in serious trouble for the next few weeks.


Umps evening up something fierce now.

Hot garbage. Literally. It’s hot and this game is garbage. 

Embarrasing. 

Imagine if we had recurited a one on one defender to stop the players kicking 4-5 goals on us....


Where are we all drinking after the game to discuss and lament this pathetic display?

Looking at an 0 and 4 start. So ordinary.

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

And Melksham done nothing

Better than a lot of 'em today.


18 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Frost and Oscar [censored] off

I never understood the blind faith and umpteen games gifted to Oscar (over an experienced and reliable Dunny) and never will.  Very poor decision by the FD and remains that way years down the track.

Too easily lost and shaken off by his opponent and looks as slow as a wet week when the ball hits the turf.  May for Oscar FCS.

Boys have been reading too much of their own press. Absolutely smashed and look massively underdone. Looks like it'll take a month or so to get rolling.

 
Just now, whatwhatsaywhat said:

Frost is the new Fitzpatrick (tunnel ball) and Dunn (torp) and should never play for us again 

I suspect May will come in for him next week.

2 minutes ago, praha said:

Our "stars" got an absolute spanking today.

When was the last time Gawn, Oliver, Brayshaw, Viney, Mcdonald, Jones and Petracca ALL had no impact?

No way you could put Pettracca in the same category as the rest of those players. He has never played consistently good games like the rest of them.

While it looks bad... If you could magically change things so Viney and McDonald were in form the other players wouldn't be playing so poorly. It's a snowball effect, but can quickly snowball back the other way too.


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