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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN

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Wowee, my childhood crush is wearing a demons Guernsey ... 

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    @jumbo returns must be in full meltdown mode.

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    Apparently norf have already offered her 5 years at $1.2 mil a year 

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    3 minutes ago, Juicebox said:

    Apparently norf have already offered her 5 years at $1.2 mil a year 

    Is she a restricted free agent, unrestricted or simply out of contract? 

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    Demonland Twitter goes mainstream!

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    I can see her in the dressing room handing the towels to the boys as they get out of the ice bath.

    See how they react and how she performs.

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    Amidala in a dees guernsey.....

    Oh my.

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    4 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

    Destination Club ✅

    Thats when you know your clubs a big deal these days, taking photos with Hollywood A Listers.

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Is she a restricted free agent, unrestricted or simply out of contract? 

    Quick get her a game in the Demons AFLW team and hooked up with Brad Miller. 

    At 37yrs, its not too late.

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    I wonder if @Satyriconhome managed to have a word...

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    56 minutes ago, binman said:

    Demonland Twitter goes mainstream!

    I hope that those curious enough to check into the main site thanks to that shout out don't venture into the NO T$ NO BS thread.

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    In Oz for the wedding of her best friend. Think that is the connection.

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