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If we beat the Eagles in the prelim I will ...

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go to Subiaco after the game and before I take a mass [censored] on Gate 10, i'll smash 1 avocado for 1994, 2 eggs for 2006 and take 3 [censored] because I hate that fn ground (and the WACA) which brought us no joy over those god forsaken years

 

I'm fairly certain there will be tears. 

Then I'll buy the first attractive single woman I see a very expensive drink.

 

In true bogan style a few more VBs.

Rain on everyones parade by reminding them that we lost this year to the team who we meet in the grannie. Also add that you are in for a sad day watching us inevitably lose a GF.

 

 

 

 

 

lol nah im going on a bender...........


2 hours ago, Jaded said:

Cry 

I’ll be crying uncontrollably then slowing down a little then re starting.

hang sh#t to all the people who stirred me for the last 18 years.  I guess I'll also have to change my name on here to "Back to Back" - I think I 'm ahead of myself.

 
58 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I'll be buying drinks for any Life or Annual Members of Demonland as well as any Freo supporters wearing Demon's guernseys.

Out of interest, roughly how many new people have signed up to DL since our win vs Hawks, seems to be a few. 

5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Out of interest, roughly how many new people have signed up to DL since our win vs Hawks, seems to be a few. 

138

137 of them looking for barcodes


Be really happy i put some money half way through the season on a Melb Rich gf.

Edited by Wadda We Sing

I might start looking at flights from London! ?

Join the queue outside the MCC gates


Demand the club release all and any toxicology tests following the StKilda game...

Drop about a grand at the Burswood.

2 hours ago, danielE288 said:

Drop about a grand at the Burswood.

Yes I’m with ya mate

Have my finger poised to book GF flights, then Rap the house break till the early hours of the morning.

7 hours ago, Jones said:

Come on people, you would go nuts! We are against the odds here ... WCE are primed to beat us, if we happen to win it will be MASSIVE. More then massive infact.

We would be into a f'ing GRAND FINAL! After the last 18 years how sweet this victory would be.

If we beat the Eagles in the Prelim I will..... ?

 


5 hours ago, Demonland said:

I'll be buying drinks for any Life or Annual Members of Demonland as well as any Freo supporters wearing Demon's guernseys.

I saw a few couples whilst at work today (Freo supporters)  who originate from WA. They absolutely detest WCE and told me that they are right behind the Demons and will be cheering them on. They also assured me that their many relative back home in WA will be doing the same. I did not realise the hatred that exists.

You might be up for a few $$$

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game.

 

And watch the replay later

Replay of the game or the consensual sex? 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 
2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Replay of the game or consensual sex? 

Probably the game Ethan. Drunken post game sex can be deflating.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

I will be that happy and excited that I’ll promise my wife I’ll quit smoking, give up drinking and buy her some jewellery and then deliver on none of those promises, then immediately start negotiations with her about taking money out of our savings to fly to Melbourne for the grand final..


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