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One eyed docker looking to borrow a Melbourne guernsey

Bakez77
in Melbourne Demons

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Hi All,

I'm a one eyed docker who will be going to the game on Saturday with my filthy eagles mates.Ā 

We need to add some more red and blue to the stadium so I'm on the lookout for a Melbourne guernsey I can borrow for the day, will pick it up and drop it off to you in the perth metro area.

I'm a mens size LĀ 

let's raise hell!

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    23 minutes ago, Bakez77 said:

    Hi All,

    I'm a one eyed docker who will be going to the game on Saturday with my filthy eagles mates.Ā 

    We need to add some more red and blue to the stadium so I'm on the lookout for a Melbourne guernsey I can borrow for the day, will pick it up and drop it off to you in the perth metro area.

    I'm a mens size LĀ 

    let's raise hell!

    Welcome to the team. Hope someone can help you out.Ā 

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    26 minutes ago, Bakez77 said:

    Hi All,

    I'm a one eyed docker who will be going to the game on Saturday with my filthy eagles mates.Ā 

    We need to add some more red and blue to the stadium so I'm on the lookout for a Melbourne guernsey I can borrow for the day, will pick it up and drop it off to you in the perth metro area.

    I'm a mens size LĀ 

    let's raise hell!

    This man is a legend.

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    I actually could help you here. Was thinking of wearing it myself, but I could don the polo instead.

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    2 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

    I actually could help you here. Was thinking of wearing it myself, but I could don the polo instead.

    Awesome, would you be able to shoot me a text on 0488 906 207?

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    30 minutes ago, Bakez77 said:

    Hi All,

    I'm a one eyed docker who will be going to the game on Saturday with my filthy eagles mates.Ā 

    We need to add some more red and blue to the stadium so I'm on the lookout for a Melbourne guernsey I can borrow for the day, will pick it up and drop it off to you in the perth metro area.

    I'm a mens size LĀ 

    let's raise hell!

    I donā€™t have a spare jumper, but I have Ā stack of previous yearsā€™ scarvesĀ 

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    Legend. I had a look but must have cleared out my old jumpers. I can assist with a cheeseboard though.Ā 

    Can we set up a quick Gofundme page to get this man a new jumper if he canā€™t get one?Ā 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    Buy some merch Dood! We need the funds. And you'll get Jesse soon enough. Stop softening us up!

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    1 hour ago, Bakez77 said:

    Hi All,

    I'm a one eyed docker who will be going to the game on Saturday with my filthy eagles mates.Ā 

    We need to add some more red and blue to the stadium so I'm on the lookout for a Melbourne guernsey I can borrow for the day, will pick it up and drop it off to you in the perth metro area.

    I'm a mens size LĀ 

    let's raise hell!

    What part of town you in mate?

    Edited by McQueen

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    I love this thread.

    Even more than theĀ concept of buying tickets to deny Eagles supporters from going. Rent a demon.

    Good onya knackers.

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    I wonder if Jesse Hogan will wear his Freo scarf to the game and he along with Jeff Farmer get the Freo crowd on board.Ā 

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    See the bloke in the crowd on one leg having a smoke !

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    7 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Welcome aboard - until you poach Hogan!

    I'd be Lyon if I said that !

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    2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Legend. I had a look but must have cleared out my old jumpers. I can assist with a cheeseboard though.Ā 

    Can we set up a quick Gofundme page to get this man a new jumper if he canā€™t get one?Ā 

    haha, yeah, start that page and watch excited Dees fans donate enough to purchase a 5br House in Peppermint Grove.

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    2 hours ago, Bakez77 said:

    Awesome, would you be able to shoot me a text on 0488 906 207?

    Hello, I am Scotty Simpson from Telstra, and I'm calling about your internet connection. *chews papadum*

    Can I have your passwords please?

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    Hahaha thank you all for the help!

    DanielE288 has got me sorted ?

    I was a rent a pie last week thanks to a work colleague

    This week I'm a rent a dee ?Ā 

    But must say I have a definite soft spot for your mob unlike collingwood ?

    You guys clearly don't need hogan so please feel free to send him home to freoĀ ASAP ?

    Question I have for you guys is, do Victorians hate the eagles? I obviously can't stand them... they are a bunch of chardonnay sipping arrogant wankers... But I'm wondering if you guys hate them over in the east and why?Ā 

    Was having this discussion with my feral eagle mates and we couldn't decide if the whole competition hates west coast or if it's mainly just Freo fans?

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    19 minutes ago, Bakez77 said:

    Ā 

    Question I have for you guys is, do Victorians hate the eagles? I obviously can't stand them... they are a bunch of chardonnay sipping arrogant wankers... But I'm wondering if you guys hate them over in the east and why?Ā 

    Was having this discussion with my feral eagle mates and we couldn't decide if the whole competition hates west coast or if it's mainly just Freo fans?ļ»æ

    Rest assured we all hate them.....

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    Awesome mate! Which section are you sitting in @Bakez77?

    You deserve free beer all game.

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