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Chaos Theory

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Surely the word "chaos" whether used as "chaos ball" or "chaos game" wins the prize for the AFL's cliche of the year.

Having said that, this is not a bad article (apart from the ridiculous hyperbole of claiming Richmond's success came about "through sheer willpower" and the accidental error of claiming we peppered the Geelong goal in the second quarter).   

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    Those that think Garlett should be back in the side would do themselves well to read this article....explains clearly why he isn't in the team

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    Good article. This approach is working wonders for us and for it to work you need to be working your butt off 100% of the game. Any less just doesn't cut it.

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    2 hours ago, Demonland said:

     

    That girl knows her footy.  Thought I recognized her name too.

    Shes a Demon supporter and used to write for the official website I think.   

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    Chaos theory actually relates to there being order in chaos not disorder.

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    Ahh, the old probabalistic approach. Quantum football and all that.

    Time to make some Hawthorn wave-functions collapse.

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    Interesting that ANB is statistically one of the best pressure forwards in the AFL this year for those that question his importance to the side...

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    18 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Ahh, the old probabalistic approach. Quantum football and all that.

    Time to make some Hawthorn wave-functions collapse.

    i just expect our boys will hit the dorks with some good old newtonian physics

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    19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i just expect our boys will hit the dorks with some good old newtonian physics

    Some old fashioned kinetic energy delivered by Viney, VDB and Nev will do the trick.

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    32 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i just expect our boys will hit the dorks with some good old newtonian physics

    Throwing apples ???

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i just expect our boys will hit the dorks with some good old newtonian physics

    They'd need to hit much harder than Juice ever did.

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    2 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

    That girl knows her footy.  Thought I recognized her name too.

    Shes a Demon supporter and used to write for the official website I think.   

    Anna was in the rooms after the game on Friday. Appeared a couple of times during Roaming Brian.

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     when I first started watching footy as a kid I always thought the game was decided by chaos theory.

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    “ ......Neal-Bullen is rated ‘elite’ for pressure, as is tall forward Tom McDonald, with first-year small forward Charlie Spargo ‘above average.’ ....”

    Anyone seriously feel that Garrett will replace Spartacus?

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    17 hours ago, jnrmac said:

    Those that think Garlett should be back in the side would do themselves well to read this article....explains clearly why he isn't in the team

    It's sad this is the case. It was only last year he was lauded for his forward pressure. What the hell went wrong?

    https://thewest.com.au/sport/goals-a-bonus-for-melbourne-demons-tackling-machine-jeff-garlett-ng-b88528653z

     

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    53 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

    It's sad this is the case. It was only last year he was lauded for his forward pressure. What the hell went wrong?

    https://thewest.com.au/sport/goals-a-bonus-for-melbourne-demons-tackling-machine-jeff-garlett-ng-b88528653z

     

    I can only liken it to a previous wearer of No 4 that didn't do physical contact.......has all the skills but desire and intent can't be taught...

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