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I have a dilemma...

Gorgoroth
in Melbourne Demons

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We are beyond superstition as a club. Our brutal style of play is for real. 

Do what you want with the hat.

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    5 hours ago, Mac7 said:

    Just had a fight with the missus who washed my Melbourne polo. Hadn't been washed since the West Coast game...

    Now we know who to blame should we not waltz it in come GF day.

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    A picture would be nice......so we can get the feel of it....

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    Imagine telling your grandkids that that stain probably won Melbourne a premiership.

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    Not a dilemma, but the day after the GF I will be heading to Nepal. I will either be walking on clouds, or preparing to.

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    6 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    I would say, its your unlucky Hat; to get pooped on.

    Irrespective to that, we won anyway, as we don't believe in such things...  wipe it down with Hawk feathers, next week.

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    Probably clean it off for this weekend, just to be sure nobody thinks you're a Hawthorn supporter.

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    6 hours ago, Mac7 said:

    Just had a fight with the missus who washed my Melbourne polo. Hadn't been washed since the West Coast game...

    Your missus joins the long list of Demonland member other halves who think their spouse is completely insane. 

    I’ll ask my wife if there will be a welcoming party.

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    My wife is due to have our second child on Saturday 22nd September. I couldn't believe it when she gave me a clip for looking at flights to Perth this morning. (I'm praying for an early arrival)

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    5 hours ago, Nasher said:

    Your missus joins the long list of Demonland member other halves who think their spouse is completely insane. 

    I’ll ask my wife if there will be a welcoming party.

    My partner is so happy I lost my voice on Friday and still can’t really talk. It’s so quiet he says. 

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    My son got shat on by a seagull before the game started, some went in his mouth.

    He was disgusted, i knew what it meant.

    I'll be bringing him friday and will be planting him in the line of fire whenever i can.

    Please Mr seagull [censored] on my boy again.

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    5 hours ago, Tough Kent said:

    My wife is due to have our second child on Saturday 22nd September. I couldn't believe it when she gave me a clip for looking at flights to Perth this morning. (I'm praying for an early arrival)

    The f*** ?

    Doesn't she know they've got hospitals in Perth?

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    On 9/9/2018 at 9:27 AM, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

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    On 9/9/2018 at 9:27 AM, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    Melbourne is playing the Wee and Poo. It’s an omen, it stays. 

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    Well the Rams are playing like poo right now... might need a clean at half time!

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    Keep the poo Gorogoth.

    I dug into the cupboard 4 weeks ago and put on me ol lucky scarf for the eagles game and have worn it ever since. Not a good look in the shower though.

    Edited by Wollongong Demon

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    On 9/9/2018 at 8:57 AM, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    keep the poo.

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    On 9/9/2018 at 9:44 AM, Mac7 said:

    Just had a fight with the missus who washed my Melbourne polo. Hadn't been washed since the West Coast game...

    grrrrr totally unacceptable 

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    Simple ask the football gods for forgiveness Mac7 Then keep all future Demon gear away from your wife.

    Gorogroth the poo on the cap has to stay, and if we win the GF you must buy a case for it, and have it on show.

    So you will then have to buy a new Rams cap.

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    15 minutes ago, deebug said:

     

    Gorogroth the poo on the cap has to stay, and if we win the GF you must buy a case for it, and have it on show.

    So you will then have to buy a new Rams cap.

    Done!

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    On 9/9/2018 at 9:27 AM, Gorgoroth said:

    So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

    Is a Rams hat, just burn it. 

    Go Pats!

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    I am extremely superstitious so I think the poo stays.

    Every game I wear my lucky undergarments and socks, give the Salvo guy $10, buy a footy record from the same stall and always buy three jam donuts. The only time my plan messed up (no fault of my own) we lost.

    I will personally wash the hat for you at the end of the season but please leave it as is.

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    9 hours ago, Deevout said:

    Melbourne is playing the Wee and Poo. It’s an omen, it stays. 

    Yes, but he's been shat on ! 

    Do you mean, he took the bad luck for us all ?

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    6 minutes ago, Gipsy Danger said:

    Is a Rams hat, just burn it. 

    Go Pats!

    Careful mate, he’ll make you cry! ?

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