So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

If in doubt, keep the poo. 

Wear it with poo pride. 

Edited September 8, 20187 yr by Ethan Tremblay

Lucky hat mate. I’ll keep an eye out for someone at the game with bird poo on their hat ?

Lucky poo hat. Make no changes. Do not jinx the poo. 

Not as big as mine mate.

The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

If you clean that hat, I will find you. And I will kill you.

Just had a fight with the missus who washed my Melbourne polo. Hadn't been washed since the West Coast game...

Definitely do not poo poo the poo

23 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Not as big as mine mate.

The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

Quit.

No poo on Demon gear ever.
Rams hat?
Who gives a poo?

I don’t want to clean it but it is probably staining my favourite hat...

25 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Not as big as mine mate.

The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

Resign immediately 

36 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

Ask the Poo jogger. He'd be the go to man on poor social etiquette......or Shane Jacobsen. He's all about poor.

Poo poo poo

What colour is the poo?

43 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

Frame it with poo, and hang it over your bed head.

45 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

Mate, you’ve started a thread on Demonland for help with this. 

I think it’s pretty clear the bird poo stays. 

41 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Not as big as mine mate.

The buggers at work have rostered me to work on Grand Final day. It's my birthday that day as well!

I guess they're not your work "mates" then.

So the dilemma is whether to strangle or drown them?

Love Demonland! Poo is good.

39 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

I don’t want to clean it but it is probably staining my favourite hat...

given we are next playing the wee and poos, i'd definitely remove it post haste

it was probably a geelong seagull anyway, so send the scrapings to chris scott 

Poo has to stay until at least after the Sixpeat. In other words it's here to stay and will be a coveted item in the Demonland museum one day. 

1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

It’s a lucky hat mate! Leave it...

Do it. It’s certainly better than busting a jeans zipper last Friday night..

Definitely leave it. Don’t worry if it’s staining your favourite hat. After we’ve six-peated you can buy a new Rams one (or better yet upgrade to a Cowboys one)

36 minutes ago, layzie said:

Do it. It’s certainly better than busting a jeans zipper last Friday night..

Plenty of Demon fans did that during the first quarter