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wake up and pray to the Viney holding premiership cup picture i've just printed out in my Nev Jetta pyjamas

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1 minute ago, praha said:

talk to my wife.

I was only just talking to my family.   They seem nice.

Get as much quality time with the wife and kids as possible- cos hopefully they won’t be seeing much of me for the month of September.


look at max gawn highlights on youtube

Well um actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe bed, bath and beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time. 

 

Weekend away with my boyfriend for my birthday. So basically getting drunk and consuming my body weight in cheese.

First birthday in 12 years where I get to look forward to finals. Thank you Dees!

 

…Have absolutely no idea what to do with myself.

Might make my first post in the "No T$ No B$" thread since the Mitch Clark era.


Violently masturbate to Clayton Oliver highlights

Remain absolutely proud of the boys. I wanted the season to just end a few weeks ago, and was blown away with the sort of footy we have played over the fortnight. 

Win or lose, I am absolutely ecstatic that we have finally made it to finals. It’s been a long 12 years but the light is there. I’m going to try and remain positive for whatever the result in a few weeks time.

Let’s go!!!!!!!

18 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Violently masturbate to Clayton Oliver highlights

Be careful, that’s how Tyson fractured his wrist. 

Go and abuse the geelong reserves at Casey.


Practice my anti-Selwood sledges. Most of them are about ducking, and the rest ryhme with it.

Follow the Casey v Geelong game.

Go to the local footy to see the mighty Burra (Eaglehawk) take on Kyneton in the BFL qualifying final.

Feel lost. I reckon the pre-finals bye is a great idea but  I HATE it now the Dees are involved. 

Watch the final two rounds of this year over and over.

Seriously, two of the best games we've played back to back in my lifetime. I have to go back to 2000, off the top of my head, for anything better.

Blues/Crows earlier this year when we were smoking them by 100 points wasn't anywhere near as good.

The media are on us now, and for once I feel like they're entitled. You put that sort of effort up when it counts and people should talk about you.

watch the footage of Simon Godfrey sitting next to Neale Daniher, Daniel Ward and Brad Green on repeat.

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