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During the break next weekend I will...

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wake up and pray to the Viney holding premiership cup picture i've just printed out in my Nev Jetta pyjamas

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    Get as much quality time with the wife and kids as possible- cos hopefully they won’t be seeing much of me for the month of September.

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    look at max gawn highlights on youtube

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    Well um actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe bed, bath and beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time. 

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    Weekend away with my boyfriend for my birthday. So basically getting drunk and consuming my body weight in cheese.

    First birthday in 12 years where I get to look forward to finals. Thank you Dees!

     

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    …Have absolutely no idea what to do with myself.

    Might make my first post in the "No T$ No B$" thread since the Mitch Clark era.

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    Violently masturbate to Clayton Oliver highlights

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    Remain absolutely proud of the boys. I wanted the season to just end a few weeks ago, and was blown away with the sort of footy we have played over the fortnight. 

    Win or lose, I am absolutely ecstatic that we have finally made it to finals. It’s been a long 12 years but the light is there. I’m going to try and remain positive for whatever the result in a few weeks time.

    Let’s go!!!!!!!

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    18 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

    Violently masturbate to Clayton Oliver highlights

    Be careful, that’s how Tyson fractured his wrist. 

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    Go and abuse the geelong reserves at Casey.

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    Practice my anti-Selwood sledges. Most of them are about ducking, and the rest ryhme with it.

    Follow the Casey v Geelong game.

    Go to the local footy to see the mighty Burra (Eaglehawk) take on Kyneton in the BFL qualifying final.

    Feel lost. I reckon the pre-finals bye is a great idea but  I HATE it now the Dees are involved. 

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    Watch the final two rounds of this year over and over.

    Seriously, two of the best games we've played back to back in my lifetime. I have to go back to 2000, off the top of my head, for anything better.

    Blues/Crows earlier this year when we were smoking them by 100 points wasn't anywhere near as good.

    The media are on us now, and for once I feel like they're entitled. You put that sort of effort up when it counts and people should talk about you.

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    watch the footage of Simon Godfrey sitting next to Neale Daniher, Daniel Ward and Brad Green on repeat.

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