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What about that bloke Mario from Doncaster who rings up SEN? It was hilarious when he rang in an tore strips off CS for screwing the club.

4 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Nah. Chris from Camberwell is a Demon icon. I get a warm and fuzzy feeling every time I hear his dulcet tones on the radio.

Its a tough life being a Dee in Camberwell. Too many bloody Hawks fans. Love his passion. See him on the tram to the G on the odd occasion.

 

" Some of us have tipped an awful lot of money into the club over the years.............................................".

8 minutes ago, dee-eee said:

" Some of us have tipped an awful lot of money into the club over the years.............................................".

Hahaha. It's always his tag line :)


4 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

..... Although i seem to recall a Dean from Burwood also on occasions.

Wouldn't be Dean Cutter, brother of Daisy 'Lunch' Cutter, would it?

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Heard Christopher from Camberwell on SEN this morning. He called in after KB and Dr Turf were discussing the possible damage (or otherwise) to the MFC in the event of Jesse Hogan deciding to leave the club and go home to WA. 

Not sure where he was going with his call but they awarded him free tickets to some Thai lady boy show which he graciously declined. 

16 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Heard Christopher from Camberwell on SEN this morning. He called in after KB and Dr Turf were discussing the possible damage (or otherwise) to the MFC in the event of Jesse Hogan deciding to leave the club and go home to WA. 

Not sure where he was going with his call but they awarded him free tickets to some Thai lady boy show which he graciously declined. 

Being magnanimous as he is, Chris gave them to me.  But I have misplaced my wig and make up bag, not to mention my Gossard wonder bra and stilettos, so I can't make it.  I just can't afford to ruin my brand.

 
6 minutes ago, iv'a worn smith said:

Being magnanimous as he is, Chris gave them to me.  But I have misplaced my wig and make up bag, not to mention my Gossard wonder bra and stilettos, so I can't make it.  I just can't afford to ruin my brand.

I have heard the ads on SEN about the Thai Lady Boy Gala stage show. Really will anyone show up? This was done to death in the 70's with Les Girls surely. 

16 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

I have heard the ads on SEN about the Thai Lady Boy Gala stage show. Really will anyone show up? This was done to death in the 70's with Les Girls surely. 

That's about the long and the short of it.


28 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

That's about the long and the short of it.

What Chook?   I'm still trying to find it

1 hour ago, iv'a worn smith said:

Being magnanimous as he is, Chris gave them to me.  But I have misplaced my wig and make up bag, not to mention my Gossard wonder bra and stilettos, so I can't make it.  I just can't afford to ruin my brand.

bbo will take them, all of them.. & howe.

3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Do they also shoot ping pong balls into the crowd?

 

Sounds like a real balls up.

8 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I have heard the ads on SEN about the Thai Lady Boy Gala stage show. Really will anyone show up? This was done to death in the 70's with Les Girls surely. 

Even if it isn't all of our cups of tea, not all of us were around in the 70's EH so I'm sure there is some interest out there.


8 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Do they also shoot ping pong balls into the crowd?

that is so 70s ethan :ph34r:   I believe it's basketballs nowadays  :blink:  that's progress for you

10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I have heard the ads on SEN about the Thai Lady Boy Gala stage show. Really will anyone show up? This was done to death in the 70's with Les Girls surely. 

You are joking right, you need to get out more

 

4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that is so 70s ethan :ph34r:   I believe it's basketballs nowadays  :blink:  that's progress for you

I do remember the dishwashing/washing liquid as well, maybe now that's high octane petrol?

10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I have heard the ads on SEN about the Thai Lady Boy Gala stage show. Really will anyone show up? This was done to death in the 70's with Les Girls surely. 

Dunno Earl. I reckon it could be a good night ....... a few tinnies, some laughs ...... might even have a [censored] or two.

Can't imagine why the colloquial term for cigarette was censored!

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9 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Do they also shoot ping pong balls into the crowd?

Among many, many other things.


34 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said:

These ones bat them into the crowd.

Wouldn't they frown upon batting in the crowd?

Surprised no one has brought up bananas yet. Definitely a standard prop.

But then we might have to merge with the No T$ B$ thread. 

 
44 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Surprised no one has brought up bananas yet. Definitely a standard prop.

But then we might have to merge with the No T$ B$ thread. 

Actually, I am rather glad that no-one has spewed up any bananas yet ... :)

3 hours ago, Ted Fidge said:

These ones bat them into the crowd.

Nah, I think that's the Theatre of the P#nis boys.

 

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