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My 3 word player analysis V Swans

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Jones - often diabolical disposal

Jetta - brave but ineffective 

Frost - probably broke even

O.McDonald - slow but useful

Salem - suspect when pressured

Pedersen - had little influence 

T. McDonald - was disappointing again

Hogan - same as Tom

Garlett - seemingly didn’t care

Petracca - too easily sidetracked 

Oliver - met his match

Spargo - played schoolboy football

Tyson - prolific , rarely hurt

Brayshaw - continued to excel 

Fritsch - hit a wall 

Gawn - dominated , didn’t hurt

Harmes - tough and tried

Hunt . just a shadow

Kennedy - Harris - little to enthuse

Lewis - slowness often exposed

Neal - Bullen - no obvious role

VanDenBerg - took his chances

 

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    Finals opportunity lost

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    Go after Clarkson

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    Jones - becoming dumb footballer

    Jetta - not dumb footballer

    Frost - mostly dumb footballer

    O.McDonald - less dumber now

    Salem - sometimes not dumb

    Pedersen - always been dumb 

    T. McDonald - def dumb today

    Hogan - dumb teammates cost

    Garlett - super dupa dumb 

    Petracca - often dumb choices

    Oliver - never, ever dumb

    Spargo - can't spell dumb

    Tyson - dumb, dumber, dumbest

    Brayshaw - second least dumbest

    Fritsch - not the dumbest 

    Gawn - surrounded by dumb

    Harmes - leaving dumb behind

    Hunt  OMG - really dumb

    Kennedy - Harris - dumb ... poor thing

    Lewis - yep - he's dumb.

    Neal - Bullen - top five dumbest

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    Gee, 'suspect when pressured' is really tough on Salem.  He had 22 possessions @ 95.5%.  5 marks.  6 R50's. 4 Tackles.  He ran and he bounced and he kicked true.

    Am genuinely curious as to what you saw to think he was suspect.

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    10 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

    We must have lost by 20 goals!!

    They were all hopeless according to Joeboy!

    Not sure if you noticed JJC but we lost and again to a half decent side.

    Do you see the pattern here.

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    I thought we hardly had a good player on the ground, really disappointing performance a missed opportunity.

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    Fell in Hole

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    24 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Not sure if you noticed JJC but we lost and again to a half decent side.

    Do you see the pattern here.

    Well said Old Dee. JJC and others must take into account they had 20 players from mid way through first quarter and we still found a way to lose. It's just happening all the time and even if we made it to finals will be out in first set. No leaders, no one to drag the team up and follow him. Blokes like Petracca get their ambitions mixed up with their capabilities and most of the rest choke big time when pressure is on.

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    Its quite amazing how poor jones has become so quickly 

    Loyal servant and great player for us but used by date fast approaching 

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    Jones - Love Me Do

    Jetta - 8 days a week

    Frost - Drive my car

    O.McDonald - Tomorrow never knows

    Salem - Here comes the sun

    Pedersen - Yesterday

     T. McDonald - While my guitar gently weeps 

    Hogan - Happiness is a warm gun 

    Garlett - You won’t see me

    Petracca - Come Together

    Oliver - Carry that weight

    Spargo - I’m so tired

    Tyson - Twist and Shout

    Brayshaw - I saw her standing there

    Fritsch - Day Tripper

    Gawn - Ticket to ride

    Harmes - Across the universe

    Hunt - Get back 

    Kennedy - One after 909

    Lewis - Glass Onion

     Neal - Bullen - Norwegian Wood (This bird has flown) 

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    10 minutes ago, Docs Demons said:

    Well said Old Dee. JJC and others must take into account they had 20 players from mid way through first quarter and we still found a way to lose. It's just happening all the time and even if we made it to finals will be out in first set. No leaders, no one to drag the team up and follow him. Blokes like Petracca get their ambitions mixed up with their capabilities and most of the rest choke big time when pressure is on.

    We should learn from past mistakes IMO Petracca is like a few we have had shows  brilliance against poorer sides but not up to it against good sides. Use him as a trade to get a good player who gives every week. Before we have another Watts situation.

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    49 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Not sure if you noticed JJC but we lost and again to a half decent side.

    Do you see the pattern here.

    A half decent side would be a team like Essendon not Sydney.

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    Harmes - becoming very important

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    1 minute ago, red&blue1982 said:

    A half decent side would be a team like Essendon not Sydney.

    We have beaten no one of any consequence .

    Does that not tell you there is a serious problem with the average level of talent ? 

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    3 minutes ago, old dee said:

    We have beaten no one of any consequence .

    Does that not tell you there is a serious problem with the average level of talent ? 

    I'm saying Sydney are more than a "half decent side". I think we're somewhere around the average level pushing above.

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    My Dad used to say every cloud has a silver lining. 

    Just remember RM you won't have to worry about getting finals tickets.

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    2 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Jones - becoming dumb footballer

    Jetta - not dumb footballer

    Frost - mostly dumb footballer

    O.McDonald - less dumber now

    Salem - sometimes not dumb

    Pedersen - always been dumb 

    T. McDonald - def dumb today

    Hogan - dumb teammates cost

    Garlett - super dupa dumb 

    Petracca - often dumb choices

    Oliver - never, ever dumb

    Spargo - can't spell dumb

    Tyson - dumb, dumber, dumbest

    Brayshaw - second least dumbest

    Fritsch - not the dumbest 

    Gawn - surrounded by dumb

    Harmes - leaving dumb behind

    Hunt  OMG - really dumb

    Kennedy - Harris - dumb ... poor thing

    Lewis - yep - he's dumb.

    Neal - Bullen - top five dumbest

    This is the best ever ?

     

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    I reckon Frosty did better than just break even. He can hold his head high. 

    He didn’t kick half of the 18 behinds today.

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