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Round 12 Non-MFC

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1 minute ago, timbo said:

It's funny because it's not happening to me

The best analogy is golf.

Every shot pleases somebody.

 
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It goes to show how important some ‘old’ steady hands are to a teams structure. Put a fork in St Kilda for 2018, Richo first to go? 


The Aints are in a world of pain Shades of 2007 me thinks. 

Richo will be gone by tuesday. 

(Early Call, yes) But he aint going to save this train wreck. He needs to find a good media job. 

He’s not a coach

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4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Saints fans talk up Jade Gresham like he’s going to be the next GAJ. Looks like a putz to me. 

They dont have much to choose from to get excited about, serious lack of talent on that list.

McCartin and Billings were two guys they pinned their hopes on, two top 3 picks.. both look to be busts.

I tuned out.  I look at the saints and have flashbacks of the bad days for us. Going to the footy and the game would be over by 1/2 time.  

As for the suns my god they look like they will never be successful. 


2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I tuned out.  I look at the saints and have flashbacks of the bad days for us. Going to the footy and the game would be over by 1/2 time.  

As for the suns my god they look like they will never be successful. 

Isn't it wonderful to bathe in the misfortune of others!!!!

I'm at Etihad and I'm pleased to say that the bald boofhead umpire Nichols is here umpiring tonight. That should mean he won't umpire on Monday. There's something to be thankful for.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Isn't it wonderful to bathe in the misfortune of others!!!!

Id prefer it to be essenscum orcollingwood down there.

i just heard on the radio that gc did not take 1 mark in the forward 50. How does that happen.  These are professional well played athletes. 

1 hour ago, Petraccattack said:

So many putrid teams.. no wonder theres gonna be a bunch of top teams with massive percentages.

So many of these bottom teams are just rubbish. We really have to keep winning ( understatement I know).

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Id prefer it to be essenscum orcollingwood down there.

i just heard on the radio that gc did not take 1 mark in the forward 50. How does that happen.  These are professional well played athletes. 

Indeed. However, as long as it's not us ...................... enjoy!


2 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

The AFL will give 3 priority picks this year, Saints, Suns and Blues. 

You could give Gold Coast Mandrake the Magician and it wouldn't make a difference.

I have found the Melbourne v Adelaide game from a few weeks ago.  Watching the 2nd half and seeing lever dominate and realising what we will miss. Anyway im yet to see this game. More enjoyable than whats on tv. Even flicked to the wallabies game and they were losing to the Irish 

4 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

You could give Gold Coast Mandrake the Magician and it wouldn't make a difference.

The only magic on the Goldy is seeing the coach disappear a KFC bucket.

You know you are in trouble as a team when your coach is really pleased with a  honourable loss like richo was last week, the only game plan richo has is pressure when the oppo has the ball, when that pressure is not there they have no idea how to move the ball.


We can go on about the Saints missing Petracca, or even Brayshaw, but nether of them would make a lick of difference to this list.  They are mediocrity personified.

2 hours ago, brendan said:

Feel sorry for Stewie dew got offered the dees job but didn’t want to move, now he has wrecked his coaching career taking the suns job 

I don't think Dew rejected the job but Sydney stood in his way as he was contracted at the time (there's a gentleman's agreement that clubs should let contracted assistants leave if they're going for other senior coaching jobs but Sydney argued it technically wasn't a senior coaching job due to the succession plan).

24 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

The AFL will give 3 priority picks this year, Saints, Suns and Blues. 

never a pp for saints, they where the most outspoken when we asked for one, and if they ask for 1 our club should shout at the top of their lungs against it.

 

How did St Kilda beat Brisbane. 

There is no possible way Tom Lynch stays with Gold Coast absolutely no way. Board metricon up and give the key to the Tasmanian Daredevils.


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