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GAME DAY

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Gotta throw away percentage. Can’t leave us feeling full of joy. 

 

 

If your life depended on Tyson hitting a target, how would you kill yourself?

 

Disappointing to give up much needed percentage here. 

 

Pathetic last 10 minutes. Obviously these players don’t remember missing the 8 last year 

49 points and a good % turn around to then allow 3 [censored] weak lates ones again shows how chit we are.


Three in a row typical Melbourne

They even drive you crazy when they win

1 minute ago, Deestroy All said:

Gotta throw away percentage. Can’t leave us feeling full of joy. 

 

 

If your life depended on Tyson hitting a target, how would you kill yourself?

Choke me with my Dees scarf please.

 
2 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Gotta throw away percentage. Can’t leave us feeling full of joy. 

 

 

If your life depended on Tyson hitting a target, how ould you kill yourself?

He’s just the worst.

Thank Christ for Fritsch.

Edited by Clint Bizkit


Yesssss

3 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

This.

That Tyson miss was so bad.

He's in the gun this week for mine

Hannan and Fritsch >> Garlett and Bugg


19 minutes ago, Cassiew said:

Really you don’t think we have it yet!? We’ve almost doubled their score!

have a look when it is posted... opening 5 minutes of last quarter and just as Hogan kicks the first goal of the quarter

Solid win. Those last 3 Essendon goals hurt us. We'd be close to 100% if we'd kept it to 50+.

2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

He’s just the worst.

Thank Christ for Fritsch.

Absolute worst. 

Beggars can't be choosers at the moment. I knew we were a much better team than these mugs, so happy to secure the win, but still disappointed with the first half and then coughing up percentage in the last 10.


Is Goody now a genius? ?

 
3 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Is Goody now a genius? ?

If he can get us to finals he very well might be 


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