Our coach made his resolution for 2018.

Come on Demonlanders, make us laugh for one last time in 2017. 

What's your resolution on Demonland for 2018?

Happy New Year everyone!

(Source AFL site)

Simon Goodwin (Melbourne)

Pour concrete in the players' drink bottles to harden them up. First, they blew their chance to break an 11-year finals drought, and then they wussed out of a pre-season boot camp. 'Blighty' wouldn’t have taken it as well as I have. But times have changed and I consider myself a SNAC (Sensitive New Age Coach). I just hope the boys don't become SNAPs (Sensitive New Age Players) on the field. 

 

 

Edited December 31, 20177 yr by Demon77

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

21 minutes ago, praha said:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Try sighing, I did

My resolution on Demonland, to try and not put as many on ignore as I did in 2017, I'll have nothing to read

I ,Simon Goodwin, will neither gamble on AFL footy or turn a blind eye to in house skullduggery  ever again.

Signed Sgt " I dont have a problem" Schultz ne' Goodwin.

Whoever wrote that tripe is clearly a Caring Understanding Nineties Type.

That is on the AFL website??

4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

That is on the AFL website??

Yes, Ben Collins on all 18 coaches.

3 minutes ago, Demon77 said:

Yes, Ben Collins on all 18 coaches.

Pathetic....

4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Pathetic....

Lost your sense of humour SWYL?

1 minute ago, old dee said:

Lost your sense of humour SWYL?

Not at all. That tripe is just not funny

Taken out of context, one might be annoyed by Collin's dud effort about Goodwin. But you have to see it in the context of every one of his efforts was dull witted, so Melbourne hardly got hit.

The only thing I'm annoyed about is people get paid to churn out this drivel.

Ben Collins resolution; get real stories, learn to write and grow a backbone.

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

That is on the AFL website??

Sadly, yes. 

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-12-31/afl-coaches-new-years-resolutions

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Not at all. That tripe is just not funny

Depends on your view point I guess. Does not offend me. 

Aussie journalism at its very best. Not surprised it is on the AFL site. The AFL aren't to be taken seriously anymore either. Sadly the game of Australian Rules is still played under the AFL banner.

 

I take it Ben Collins was payed for that dribble as well. Cringeworthy rubbish at best. 

Edited December 31, 20177 yr by Ethan Tremblay

I am amazed that so many cannot see the funny side of this joke. Lighten up guys he saying what every team supporter thinks. Fits the MFC perceptions perfectly.

Don't worry after we win 20 games with a 150 % we will be feared

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Taken out of context, one might be annoyed by Collin's dud effort about Goodwin. But you have to see it in the context of every one of his efforts was dull witted, so Melbourne hardly got hit.

The only thing I'm annoyed about is people get paid to churn out this drivel.

ben collins.......never heard of him........but i have now. ......must remember to forget him

19 minutes ago, old dee said:

I am amazed that so many cannot see the funny side of this joke. Lighten up guys he saying what every team supporter thinks. Fits the MFC perceptions perfectly.

How about he stop being lazy and spend his time actually getting us some good stories. This Ben Collins bloke a real POS.

5 hours ago, Demon77 said:

What's your resolution on Demonland for 2018?

1920 x 1080 

Make it your resolution not to read the AFL website from the day after the Grand Final to the day before the first pre-season game.

I thought The Red Fox was a good bio of Norm Smith. So the guy can write.

1 hour ago, don't make me angry said:

Don't worry after we win 20 games with a 150 % we will be feared

I am really really really looking forward to that !

12 minutes ago, angrydee said:

I thought The Red Fox was a good bio of Norm Smith. So the guy can write.

until this....

All I Can Be

by Nathan Buckley, Ben Collins (With)