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2017 Keith ‘Bluey’ Truscott Memorial Trophy

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oops... here...have a couple of extra 's's to fill in where they should have been.... one tacked on to the end of 'report' and the other in the middle of 'desert' along side it's mate...

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    Had it on mute on the iPad for about 15 minutes while catching up on NFL redzone from this morning (no spoilers)

    Are they running about an hour behind or what?

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    They better be getting Allen Jakovich up there to present the trophy after waiting through that dessert break!!!

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    4 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

    What the hell did they serve for dessert?? 

    A whole croquembouche each?

    hurry up, already! 

    Apparently it was very sweet and everyone loved it. They called it 'Finals'.

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    I am off to bed I have to work tomorrow. I will check who won what tomorrow. I haven't time for this elongated supper! What the hell are they serving up to the punters with their desert! 

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    Something must have happened during the dessert break, still not working for me. I’m guessing it involved James Harmes, a dessert spoon and the flinging on faeces. 

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    5 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

    What the hell did they serve for dessert?? 

    A whole croquembouche each?

    hurry up, already! 

    I reckon Wattsy's looks like this.

    poo-emoji.png

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    12 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

    Apparently it was very sweet and everyone loved it. They called it 'Finals'.

    The chef brought it out on a big tray and just as he got to the tables he tripped and the whole f***ing thing went on the floor.

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    29 minutes ago, CHF said:

    I might bring the Pacos over next year and offer to do the music.... we do a great Latin Guitar version of A grand Old Flag. has to be be better than the yodeling banjo player that is there now.

    I'd like to hear the raga version.

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    1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    The chef brought it out on a big tray and just as he got to the tables he tripped and the whole f***ing thing went on the floor.

    You know who's leg he tripped over don't you?

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    Jetta finished 5th. Good result as he had a great season and is one of our most consistent players. Can barely hear him in his speech though as he doesn't get close enough to the mic!

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    Well done Nev Jetta, a tribute to hard work and getting the best out of yourself.

    Close to my favorite on the list

    Edited by Dr. Gonzo

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    Love him!

     

    Not bad for a guy we delisted four years ago...

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