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someone is strangling a cat......

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    Having tuned in 10 minutes ago and listening to this I am now going to the gym and hopefully drop a 20kg weight on my forehead!

    This is horrendous! Are they passing the dutchy pon the left hand side???

     

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Humble pie. Watts is staying. 

    Heh? Where’s this coming from?

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    5 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    Heres a picture of tonight's banjo man.

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    Explains why there's so many Jack watts related musical tunes.

    Any relation Nasher? Rhetorical question of course because nearly everyone in Tasmania is related.

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    its unbelievable the club has engaged these 'singers'. they are simply appalling. 

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    3 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    I'm in danger of falling asleep if this doesn't get going again soon.

    I would've preferred listening to another 25 minute speech from Trenners.

    Who needs Stilnox when you can listen to this mobs music.

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Humble pie. Watts is staying. 

    Heh? Where’s this coming from?

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    All we need is BT and Dwayne to do a commentary on the music.  

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    Just now, McQueen said:

    I would've preferred listening to another 25 minute speech from Trenners.

    Who needs Stilnox when you can listen to this mobs music.

    Maybe ya gotta be there............

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    1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    its unbelievable the club has engaged these 'singers'. they are simply appalling. 

    i reckon it's completely appropriate. The players' lack of effort in the final stages of the year is being equally met by the clubs lack of effort in good entertainment.

    Unfortunately, it's the members that pay the price again.

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    Retch out .....

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    Have there been any report of suicide by desert spoon yet?

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    2 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    i reckon it's completely appropriate. The players' lack of effort in the final stages of the year is being equally met by the clubs lack of effort in good entertainment.

    Unfortunately, it's the members that pay the price again.

    haven't we experienced enough pain this year?

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    Hopefully my Finals Brochure arrives by the end of the set. 

    Gold! I'm just glad the bloke singing finally managed the bowel movement that was frustrating himself and all of us for what felt like an eternity!

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    What the hell did they serve for dessert?? 

    A whole croquembouche each?

    hurry up, already! 

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