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Welcome to Dan Andrew's Victoria where crime is out of control.

Well done Chelly.

So they notify the tower and fly back to Melbourne (60m) and then wait another 90mins before police boarded the plane. Lucky it wasn't an emergency.

Not quite as bad as the pathetic Lindt cafe seige respomse but seriously our law enforcement command in this country needs a giant rocket up their backsides.

Edited by jnrmac

 

Police need a bit of a rethink me thinks !

Well done Chelly ;)


49 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Welcome to Dan Andrew's Victoria where crime is out of control.

Well done Chelly.

So they notify the tower and fly back to Melbourne (60m) and then wait another 90mins before police boarded the plane. Lucky it wasn't an emergency.

Not quite as bad as the pathetic Lindt cafe seige respomse but seriously our law enforcement command in this country needs a giant rocket up their backsides.

Should've stormed the plane and shot him on the spot instead???

Well done Cell. Takes guts to do that. First passenger to stand up to the drunk.

Edited by Moonshadow

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

Should've stormed the plane and shot him on the spot instead???

Well done Cell. Takes guts to do that. 

90 mins to take off a bloke already subdued.

New World record...take a bow VicPol

Makes nsw look keen :unsure:

 
59 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Welcome to Dan Andrew's Victoria where crime is out of control.

Well done Chelly.

So they notify the tower and fly back to Melbourne (60m) and then wait another 90mins before police boarded the plane. Lucky it wasn't an emergency.

Not quite as bad as the pathetic Lindt cafe seige respomse but seriously our law enforcement command in this country needs a giant rocket up their backsides.

Why didn't the police call in Batman and Robin?

Edited by america de cali


1 minute ago, america de cali said:

Why didn't the police call in Batman and Robin?

McDonald brothers were busy 

1 hour ago, jnrmac said:

Welcome to Dan Andrew's Victoria where crime is out of control.

Well done Chelly.

So they notify the tower and fly back to Melbourne (60m) and then wait another 90mins before police boarded the plane. Lucky it wasn't an emergency.

Not quite as bad as the pathetic Lindt cafe seige respomse but seriously our law enforcement command in this country needs a giant rocket up their backsides.

Why weren't FEDERAL Cops waiting in the Tarmac!!

90 Minutes sitting. WTF

Anyone else picture chelli bursting down the isle pushing the guy square in the back and banging a sausage roll from 50, just like the final against Adelaide in 98 

53 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Why weren't FEDERAL Cops waiting in the Tarmac!!

90 Minutes sitting. WTF

On their tea break ?


14 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

Still puts his head over the ball - err, bomb.

 

was always an explosive player, ron

21 minutes ago, Satan said:

On their tea break ?

It is just outrageous. I caught about 35 planes last year in Asia over a 6 month period and i cannot begin to imagine how that would feel. To not only land safely, but to then have sit and wait, for what. 

It's just like that Farce in the city last January when the Cops did F$&@ all until people were dead. 

Airports, i am still pretty sure are Federal Buildings in terms of the law, although they are now privately owned...

fmd ...Keystone Cops time :huh:

"It is understood the delay was partly caused by the failure of an on-call officer to respond to an emergency message. 

Officers responding to the crisis were further held up, after being unable to locate firearms and body armour, the source said."

(courtesy of The Aged ) 

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy...and so safe  :unsure:


4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

fmd ...Keystone Cops time :huh:

"It is understood the delay was partly caused by the failure of an on-call officer to respond to an emergency message. 

Officers responding to the crisis were further held up, after being unable to locate firearms and body armour, the source said."

(courtesy of The Aged ) 

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy...and so safe  :unsure:

That's the sort of amateurish [censored] that gets people killed 

4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

fmd ...Keystone Cops time :huh:

"It is understood the delay was partly caused by the failure of an on-call officer to respond to an emergency message. 

Officers responding to the crisis were further held up, after being unable to locate firearms and body armour, the source said."

(courtesy of The Aged ) 

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy...and so safe  :unsure:

The guy who they couldnt raise probably had key to armoury cupboard

Krispy Kremes were on special :unsure:

 

I wondered if the delay had anything to do with assessing risks, such as pressure decrease from opening the door setting off explosives, or making sure doors weren't set to set a bomb off if opened. A quote from one cop seems this played a role in the delay, but 90 minutes, seriously long time to leave people in limbo.

2 hours ago, jnrmac said:

Welcome to Dan Andrew's Victoria where crime is out of control.

Well done Chelly.

So they notify the tower and fly back to Melbourne (60m) and then wait another 90mins before police boarded the plane. Lucky it wasn't an emergency.

Not quite as bad as the pathetic Lindt cafe seige respomse but seriously our law enforcement command in this country needs a giant rocket up their backsides.

You've got to be pulling a leg? Airport security and AFP are run by a state government? 


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