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The Footy Show - Brayshaw Out

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With Brayshaw out of the picture we'll never again get to see that hilarious clip of Garry Lyon being carried off on a stretcher. My god, what a side splitter. And then we'll never see it repeated. And then we'll never see it repeated a few second after that. And then a few seconds after that. And then a few seconds after that. And then 5 minutes later. And then a few seconds after that. And then a few seconds after that. I'm shaking just thinking about it!!!

 
10 hours ago, Maldonboy38 said:

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Nothing of substance holding the Footy Show together now. The bell is now tolling... 

Image result for end is nigh

4 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

So you will have two ambulance chasers on the show instead of one...

Havent watched innyears so dont really care, its not like they talk about football on their anyway.

How do you know if you don't watch it?

 

I always thought Brayshaw was an apt name. He laughed like a donkey at everything. I refuse to listen to MMM because 'hahaha hohoho' isn't calling a game - it's lightweight Rex Hunt... and I couldn't stand him either.

The sooner the media gets rid of [censored] that think their Saturday night out is more important than the game, the better.

13 hours ago, Biffen said:

Must have been caught reading a book to get turfed out of the team.

I am curious to know what he has done apart from being his usual obnoxious self.

 

It is curious. He was a rare talent of Orwellian proportions. At times, dare I say, he was Brando like. Those expressions, the sincerity, that laugh....he had it all.

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1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

It is curious. He was a rare talent of Orson Wellian proportions. At times, dare I say, he was Brando like. Those expressions, the sincerity, that laugh....he had it all.

That is even more curious? Orson Welles or Orwellian?

1 minute ago, jnrmac said:

That is even more curious? Orson Welles or Orwellian?

Deliberate Jnr Mac.

But bugger it, I'm going to change it.

 
2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Deliberate Jnr Mac.

OK! Clearly still half asleep........

10 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Now, if they just got rid of Sam...

Yay. Wish that would happen. [censored] the [censored]'s ego. Is there a more repulsive person on television?

 

Heard him somewhere recently (think on radio, talking to Steve Price, so I know, my fault, self-inlicted wound) talking about Barack Obama  - and my god, the bile Newman spewed  - going on about how Obama was destroying America - and yet if you'd asked him for the slightest detail about which aspect of Obama's policy he was referring to, the pig-ignorant, plasticated fool wouldn't have known - it was just unadulterated racism - and then I remember reading last year that he'd renewed his contract with Channel 9 - for a million bucks a year - jesus - and i thought about my father, who had just died - he was a very humble working man who never had two sticks to rub together but who'd  flown in Beaufort bombers against the Japanese in the Second World War and always told us as kids how important it was that we work to establish friendships with our Asian neighbours, and how kind he'd been to my Asian friends in his later years - and i thought the world is a rather upside-down place


Hey, how come this website edits the word [censored]? It does have a legitimate, non-obscene meaning, such as what you do to a balloon with a pin.

It is an embarrassingly appalling program.  Ive never understood Brayshaw's involvement.  Zero hosting talent, zero charisma, zero chemistry, boys club alumni - just a #$%@ing dic%head.  Good riddance Brayshaw.  You [censored].  Thanks for nothing.

1 hour ago, Melb16 said:

How do you know if you don't watch it?

Easy, I know all and am always right.

Ch9 should just shut the door and walk away

they are now an embarassment to the Media

30 years ago they were the kings

 

Sad


1 hour ago, Jara said:

Hey, how come this website edits the word [censored]? It does have a legitimate, non-obscene meaning, such as what you do to a balloon with a pin.

What's your point Jara?

Care factor on this is zero as I can't remember the last time I watched that dreadful programme, however, Brayshaw added absolutely nothing to nine's already very ordinary cricket commentary team so I am not surprised.

Interesting to note that the Herald-Sin rated this story as worthy of front page headline and a page 3 story.

FMD!!!

 

 

41 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Care factor on this is zero as I can't remember the last time I watched that dreadful programme, however, Brayshaw added absolutely nothing to nine's already very ordinary cricket commentary team so I am not surprised.

Interesting to note that the Herald-Sin rated this story as worthy of front page headline and a page 3 story.

FMD!!!

 

100% agreement bbo.

Re the Hun a low news day I suggest.

And No thank you

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Interesting to note that the Herald-Sin rated this story as worthy of front page headline and a page 3 story.

FMD!!!

 

 

It's a bit of a hit on Demonland too, BBO.

3 minutes ago, McQueen said:

It's a bit of a hit on Demonland too, BBO.

Slow news day here too Steve.


Just now, old dee said:

Slow news day here too Steve.

The training thread is underway, old dee. We can now waste our day reading something of greater value.

Maybe Brayshaw and Lyon back together again on another show now that they got rid of Hutch, in straight swap. Plus increase the time by half hour with Caro. Bonus being no DH's....

3 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

It is curious. He was a rare talent of Orwellian proportions. At times, dare I say, he was Brando like. Those expressions, the sincerity, that laugh....he had it all.

Yes.

Perhaps James is working on a star vehicle to kick off his career globally.

Citizen James?

On the Boorish Front?

Animal Farm Excrement?

Or maybe he can [censored] off back to Perf Radio with any luck.

 
3 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

It is curious. He was a rare talent of Orwellian proportions. At times, dare I say, he was Brando like. Those expressions, the sincerity, that laugh....he had it all.

His schtick comes straight from 1984. Not the book - the year.

Not a good year for the MMM boys club.  My heart bleeds for them.

 

Hutchy is limited but one of the few that can partially save the anachronism.


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