Jeff Garlett

[dieter 3,325]

No training reports mention have mentioned one of my favorite Melbourne players, Jeffie. What's the word, Bros?

[old dee 23,898]

52 minutes ago, dieter said:

No training reports mention have mentioned one of my favorite Melbourne players, Jeffie. What's the word, Bros?

He is training like he plays once a month.

Now stay calm I am joking.

Well semi !

[Wiseblood 24,637]

Word is that he is training.  No houses down yet, but he's training.

[Satyriconhome 10,880]

I posted that he wasn't at training on Monday, has been training in off season with Nev Jetta

[beelzebub 23,384]

2 hours ago, old dee said:

He is training like he plays once a month.

Now stay calm I am joking.

Well semi !

No you're not lol

[beelzebub 23,384]

2 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Word is that he is training.  No houses down yet, but he's training.

Why so aloof ?

Why not at Goschs ?

[Redleg 41,700]

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Why so aloof ?

Why not at Goschs ?

He is allergic to the car exhaust fumes from Punt Road.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Redleg

[beelzebub 23,384]

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

He is allergic to the car exhaust fumes from Punt Road.

[Redleg 41,700]

2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Also the grass is cut north/south on Gosch's paddock and he prefers it cut east/west.

[beelzebub 23,384]

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Also the grass is cut north/south on Gosch's paddock and he prefers it cut east/west.

Ahhhh

Why didn't you say.

[nutbean 8,838]

14 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Word is that he is training.  No houses down yet, but he's training.

Is there a need to call the fire brigade as he is on fire ?

[Bring-Back-Powell 15,032]

12 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

I posted that he wasn't at training on Monday

So it looks like he's doing everything in his power to make amends after a poor 2016.

[Vagg 2,449]

While I have enjoyed the frivolity of this thread, still begs the question as to why Jeffie is a no show at training...

[old dee 23,898]

26 minutes ago, Vagg said:

While I have enjoyed the frivolity of this thread, still begs the question as to why Jeffie is a no show at training...

It is Friday 25th November I don't think you are going to get one.

[Satyriconhome 10,880]

Jeff is training today

[stevethemanjordan 6,952]

2 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Jeff is training today

 

Good.

Is still a really important player when at his best. 

Needs to bring it weekly next year.

[Vagg 2,449]

23 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Jeff is training today

Very nice of him to grace the team with his presence...!

[daisycutter 29,795]

1 hour ago, Vagg said:

Very nice of him to grace the team with his presence...!

a pity he just missed the 3k time trial 

[beelzebub 23,384]

Did he bring a note ??

[daisycutter 29,795]

10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Did he bring a note ??

you'll have to ask the dog

[hardtack 10,679]

1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

Jeff is training today

Is this proof that the players read Demonland?

[nutbean 8,838]

1 hour ago, Vagg said:

Very nice of him to grace the team with his presence...!

I would read zero into his previous absence - one thing all league clubs are transparent on  - if you miss a training session without knowledge/permission of the club then it is not kept a secret - it is in the paper in a flash and the leadership group hands down penalties.

[beelzebub 23,384]

He missed two important dates. The start of preseason and the first 3 k.

Hed want a bloody good reason for that imho.

Possibly comforting a mate grieving an icon ? 

[Pipefitter 2,180]

He's on honeymoon with Gary Ablett Jnr.

[old dee 23,898]

24 minutes ago, nutbean said:

I would read zero into his previous absence - one thing all league clubs are transparent on  - if you miss a training session without knowledge/permission of the club then it is not kept a secret - it is in the paper in a flash and the leadership group hands down penalties.

You are taking all the comments far too seriously nutbean. 

99% are said in humour.