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What would you do?

The Backyard Charizard
in General Discussion

What would you do? 52 members have voted

  1. 1. What would you do if you found 3 x $100 notes on the road near your kids primary school?

    • Keep it and sleep easy knowing you had a win (which doesn't happen everyday)
      15
    • Hand it in to the local police station and hope it magically makes it's way back to it's rightful owner
      15
    • Hand it in to the school office and hope it magically makes it's way back to it's rightful owner
      6
    • Share the experience in detail with the school principal, keep the money and sit tight for a week and wait if anyone goes to the office in the hope there is still honesty in the world
      11

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Please help....

The wife and I are having a moral dilemma...

I realise this is not football related but I need as much exposure before the mods rightfully shift it to the General Discussion section :)

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    Hand it in to the local cop shop. 

    If u r meant to have it the cops will return it to u after no one collects it. 

    Good luc. 

    Edited by DemonOX

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    Put it on us to make the 8.

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    Put it on a quaddie, loading up on the last leg. Or donate it to the school, demanding they rename the canteen 'Krazy Jays'

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    Return to police, give them the details of where it was found and what date/time.

    If anyone has reported it missing, they can give correct amount and details, they get it.

    If nobody claims it, it goes back to you.

    All good.

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    Just now, Little Goffy said:

    Return to police, give them the details of where it was found and what date/time.

    If anyone has reported it missing, they can give correct amount and details, they get it.

    If nobody claims it, it goes back to you.

    All good.

    Agreed. It is probably the days takings from the local weed dealer at the school, won't claim it

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    I'd buy the whole primary school drugs.

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    Also - probably don't give out any more details on Demonland, or we'll all be calling the police saying we lost 3x$100 notes

    ;)

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    Do you want to know what is 'right thing' to do, or what you 'should do'??

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    1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

    Also - probably don't give out any more details on Demonland, or we'll all be calling the police saying we lost 3x$100 notes

    ;)

    Which I did, outside of a Primary School

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    What about option 5: Donate it. No guilt for you and no worries about honesty from others.

     

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    First thought was 'finders, keepers'.  It could have belonged to any passer by and not anyone at the school

    Then I read the early posts and felt really guilty:wacko:.

    So if you feel really really bad, report it to the police (hold on to the money if that is allowed), and give them contact details so if someone reports it they can call you. 

    After a reasonable wait eg  1 weeks revert to first thought:  'finders, keepers'.

    Edited by Lucifer's Hero

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    Keep it. Anyone that has a $100 note to begin with, can afford to lose it imo.

    I found it. Public property. No owner. Is mine.

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    Finding cash in a public area and keeping it is still stealing. I'd be handing it to the local Police, chances are no one will claim it and you'll get it anyway, clear conscience.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    13 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I'd buy the whole primary school drugs.

    Just buy it for the teachers... they need it more

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Finding cash in a public area and keeping it is still stealing. I'd be handing it to the local Police, chances are no one will claim it and you'll get it anyway, clear conscience.

    Who is going to know you "stole" it? Anyway, this is a moral dilemma, not an issue of legality. 

    I'd keep it, even if it is breaking the law.

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    2 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    Just buy it for the teachers... they need it more

    No doubt. Kids are already drugged up on ADHD medication or gender realignment pills.

    Edited by praha

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    3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Finding cash in a public area and keeping it is still stealing. I'd be handing it to the local Police, chances are no one will claim it and you'll get it anyway, clear conscience.

    Booooooooooriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggg!!!!!

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    Assume the money was intended for a drug deal, and by keeping it, you're doing a good deed.

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    14 minutes ago, praha said:

    Who is going to know you "stole" it? Anyway, this is a moral dilemma, not an issue of legality. 

    I'd keep it, even if it is breaking the law.

    What happens if the person who lost it knows roughly where they dropped it. There's CCTV cameras in the area which capture old man KrazyJay putting it in his pocket and walking away. KrazyJay's kids go to the school and he's recognised on the CCTV footage. Parents will talk and his kids will have to leave the school. They'll grow up hating their Dad and may become criminals themselves. 

     

    Just saying....

     

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    What happens if the person who lost it knows roughly where they dropped it. There's CCTV cameras in the area which capture old man KrazyJay putting it in his pocket and walking away. KrazyJay's kids go to the school and he could easily be recognised on the CCTV footage. Parents will talk and his kids will have to leave the school. They'll grow up hating their Dad and may become criminals themselves. 

     

    Just saying....

     

    And there's already too many Collingwood supporters in this world. 

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    If you are really worried about it, go to the cop shop hand it in, no one says boo after a few months and you get the phat lootz.

    Interesting thread tho...

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    I would've gone for 4 if not for the "Share the experience in detail with the school principal".  Shady buggers would work a kickback scheme involving the janitor..

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