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If we beat Hawthorn, I will.....

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4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

You lucky bugger.

If we win I will skinny dip off a beach in far western Victoria. At night, to save the eyesight of the locals.

that is a far tougher thing to do.

 

If we beat Hawthorn...I look forward to the articles in the newspapers in mid-2017 which will refer to this game as the turning point which saw the end of the most recent successful Hawthorn era. 

Double down on my bet the dees win the 2018 grand final

 

1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

You're going to eat your underpants?

no, but you can eat my shorts :lol:

Incorporate " [censored] yeah go Dees" into every conversation i have for the next 6 months.

Become a Monk and live in a cave for the remainder of my days.

 

Eagerly await Clarko's angry press conference and all the Hawthorn fans walking out of the ground saying "We would have won if we'd had Roughy and Poppy".


Break the Guinness book of records for the amount of replays watched over the next month...

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Move Gorg's missus in for 6 months.

Was going to like Gorg's post but then read yours.

I will reconnect my foxtel suscription.

Edited by leave it to deever
add

... not be entirely surprised, but bloody excited.

It will be reminiscent of the flogging we handed out to the Swans late 2010 when we were being called the next powerhouse.. only this would be much more special and we pray its not another false dawn.


4 hours ago, Biffen said:

Become a Monk and live in a cave for the remainder of my days.

Um (or should I say "ommmm"), I find that very, very hard to believe. 

4 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

If we win, I will donate 1000 days of water to a needy community in Africa.

Here you go, I promise this is a fair dinkum project, well run, on good principles.  

http://www.grundfos.com/cases/find-case/grundfos-lifelink-projects-in-kenya.html 

24 minutes ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Here you go, I promise this is a fair dinkum project, well run, on good principles.  

http://www.grundfos.com/cases/find-case/grundfos-lifelink-projects-in-kenya.html 

I do my giving through B1G1:https://www.b1g1.com/view-all-project

but will check out your suggestion

 

 

Edited by buck_nekkid


19 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Drink lots of Cold Chang

Koh Samui Tomorrow....

Have fun buddy!

On 04/08/2016 at 9:22 PM, Wiseblood said:

... not be surprised.  

Dees by 10 goals.

No....but nearly 5 :)

 
On 8/4/2016 at 9:22 PM, Wiseblood said:

... not be surprised.  

Dees by 10 goals.

I was a few goals out, but still...

:pj:


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