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Welcome to Demonland: Kalani White

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U18 Boys National Champs highlights: Allies v WA

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U18 Boys National Champs highlights: Allies v WA

The Allies and Western Australia clash in the 2025 Marsh AFL Under-18 Boys Championships

Kalani kicks a goal around the 2min mark of this highlights video.

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    On 23/06/2025 at 16:22, Redleg said:

    Don’t want to ruin your day, but there was a bit of gossip that the Pies are into Ben King.

    Hopefully that isn’t true.

    ...the point, I think, being, #34 becomes vacant...

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    On 19/06/2025 at 18:45, Demonstone said:

    This thread was started in February 2016, when Kalani was just eight years old.

    It will be a major letdown if he isn't in Demon colours in 2026.

    Should someone check over on 'Sunland' whether a thread was started after a candlelight dinner around 2007?

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    Some DA members at the airport today were talking to Kalani. He told them he’s looking forward to playing for Casey towards the end of the season. The boy’s a Demon, no doubt about it ♥️💙🥳

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    1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Some DA members at the airport today were talking to Kalani. He told them he’s looking forward to playing for Casey towards the end of the season. The boy’s a Demon, no doubt about it ♥️💙🥳

    If he elects GC we will be very peed off with the Northern Academies.

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    51 minutes ago, manny100 said:

    If he elects GC we will be very peed off with the Northern Academies.

    Already am.

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    On 30/06/2025 at 18:30, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...the point, I think, being, #34 becomes vacant...

    I don't think Tom Flower will mind one little bit!!😂

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    How likely is it we even draft him, seems to have very little buzz about him

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    2 minutes ago, Garbo said:

    How likely is it we even draft him, seems to have very little buzz about him

    Showed enough in 1 quarter at VFL level that he's a draftable talent, especially with his level of athleticism

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    The idea that Kalani was ever playing anywhere but Melbourne was fanciful.

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    1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

    How was Sam Darcy in his pre draft year? Can we dare to dream?

    good enough to be nominated at #2 in his draft, ahead of naicos

    he's a cheat code that kid

    Edited by whatwhat say what

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    13 hours ago, Garbo said:

    How likely is it we even draft him, seems to have very little buzz about him

    Have seen enough for me to say the kid CAN play and will be a fine player!

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    I hope we leave the kid alone and let him develop, without the weight of expectations put on him by DL.

    He is not a saviour, but rather just another promising kid, nothing more. There are no guarantees on becoming an AFL player just because you make an AFL list.

    Jed Adams and Seston are examples of that, though they still can make it if they keep improving.

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    How'd he go today, anyone know?

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    On 30/06/2025 at 18:35, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Should someone check over on 'Sunland' whether a thread was started after a candlelight dinner around 2007?

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

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    20 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    Comeback - “2021, beeyartches. You’re the nepo babies with [censored] game day activations and still can’t make the finals. LOSERS!”

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    22 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    No counterpunch…..you gotta work on that. There’s a host of them.

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    8 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    No counterpunch…..you gotta work on that. There’s a host of them.

    Yeah I thought of a bunch of comebacks… after the event. At the time all I could think was bro’s right, I did come a long way to see a loss. I was gonna say yeah well the game’s not over yet, is it. But had I said that I just know I’d run into the same blokes after the match. 😅

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    2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Yeah I thought of a bunch of comebacks… after the event. At the time all I could think was bro’s right, I did come a long way to see a loss. I was gonna say yeah well the game’s not over yet, is it. But had I said that I just know I’d run into the same blokes after the match. 😅

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

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    17 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

    It sure is. And my name’s not Ron 😁

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    48 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

    Story of my younger life.😁👍

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    8 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

    How'd he go today, anyone know?

    4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    3 hours ago, Superunknown said:

    Comeback - “2021, beeyartches. You’re the nepo babies with [censored] game day activations and still can’t make the finals. LOSERS!”

    3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    No counterpunch…..you gotta work on that. There’s a host of them.

    3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Yeah I thought of a bunch of comebacks… after the event. At the time all I could think was bro’s right, I did come a long way to see a loss. I was gonna say yeah well the game’s not over yet, is it. But had I said that I just know I’d run into the same blokes after the match. 😅

    3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

    3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    It sure is. And my name’s not Ron 😁

    2 hours ago, DeeZone said:

    Story of my younger life.😁👍

    Not sure 'MurDoc'...

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    5 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    You can get these non taste mixers for a small remuneration. They have em in Eastern Eu.

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    16 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

    How'd he go today, anyone know?

    Only saw about 25 minutes of the game and only saw him 2-3 times.

    Stats were 11 disposals 6 kicks 5 handballs. 6 marks. 2 tackles.

    He’s okay. Others are starring but all MFC need is for him to stay healthy and be happy and pick the Dees. He will take time in spend two years getting his body up to rigors of AFL footy. Hopefully only have to match a bid in the 40s/50s.

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