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Oh but he's soft and light....

Next Sam Mitchell

 

ok ok, i know I will cop flak from the PCers, but omg, he is the epitome of how we have been viewed by the rest of the teams in the comp for 50 years.

I hope the kid can seriously play, or fight like a thrashing machine, because he is going to be targeted every game he plays, just for the way he looks.

Looks like a character straight out of a 70's Medieval movie. Can someone photoshop a shield and sword on him?

hahhaha that is ridiculous who gives two toss bags about how he looks. Can he play footy?


ok ok, i know I will cop flak from the PCers, but omg, he is the epitome of how we have been viewed by the rest of the teams in the comp for 50 years.

I hope the kid can seriously play, or fight like a thrashing machine, because he is going to be targeted every game he plays, just for the way he looks.

Looks like a character straight out of a 70's Medieval movie. Can someone photoshop a shield and sword on him?

So he needs a haircut?

Honestly, that is what your problem boils down to.

I see what all the fuss is about. If we're taking the best available, welcome Darcy Parish.

Looks like a good looking ,blonde oompa loompa.

He is not 4 foot 2 I hope.Somebody check that.

 

Id like to see Olisik take on this now considering he judges a player based 'highlights'


ok ok, i know I will cop flak from the PCers, but omg, he is the epitome of how we have been viewed by the rest of the teams in the comp for 50 years.

I hope the kid can seriously play, or fight like a thrashing machine, because he is going to be targeted every game he plays, just for the way he looks.

Looks like a character straight out of a 70's Medieval movie. Can someone photoshop a shield and sword on him?

Cop flak from the PCer's? Mate who cares what they say...and frankly you have bigger problems. You don't want to draft someone because you are afraid of being teased.

Really.

http://www.sydneyswans.com.au/video/2015-10-30/draft-prospect-darcy-parish

Clean hands, not afraid of the contest, nice kick and knows how to find the footy. Could compliment our young midfielders nicely.

PROS:

-good mark.

-good inside player.

-good outside player.

-finds the footy.

-brings team mates into the game.

-good kick.

-good visions.

-HITS TARGETS INSIDE 50.

-Plays forward (good for new rotation cap).

-tackles.

- runs/works hard

- Goodwin has already been watching him at the Falcons, talking to him in the rooms (confirmed by my friend who works with them)

CONS (according to some experts on here)

- too short

-too light (even though he is roughly the same weight as Fyfe and Sloan when they were drafted)

- looks like a Disney Prince

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Edited by The Song Formerly Known As

Cop flak from the PCer's? Mate who cares what they say...and frankly you have bigger problems. You don't want to draft someone because you are afraid of being teased.

Really.

Tim, can you kindly point out where exactly in my post, that I state that I dont want us to draft the kid?

I've looked a few times now, but i cant seem to find it.

Someone posted about his looks, so i added a light hearted comment about it. Maybe you need to not take things so seriously.

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So he needs a haircut?

Honestly, that is what your problem boils down to.

As above. Re read, and get back to me.

Whats wrong with you people?


Unless the vibe is wrong, we probably should only be discussing pick 7. Too many around town are saying Darcy is a lock for us.

Unless the vibe is wrong, we probably should only be discussing pick 7. Too many around town are saying Darcy is a lock for us.

But this is the Darcy Parish thread Red.

I think its probably considered appropriate to discuss Parish here. :)

ok ok, i know I will cop flak from the PCers,

As above. Re read, and get back to me.

Whats wrong with you people?

You did say that you would cop flak. Are you surprised now that you have copped it?

As above. Re read, and get back to me.

Whats wrong with you people?

I read it once.

That's enough.


But this is the Darcy Parish thread Red.

I think its probably considered appropriate to discuss Parish here. :)

Yes, my boo boo.

Jesse Hogan will be having wet dreams over the prospect of Salem moving into the midfield and Parish joining us and those two blokes kicking the ball into him,

He'll be unstoppable, he was dominant with some of the terrible entries he got last year.

Whats wrong with you people?

now that would take far too long to explain

maybe need a new sub board of its own

 

now that would take far too long to explain

maybe need a new sub board of its own

I'm pretty sure we have every base covered. A delicious melting pot of crazies.

Re Parish's looks, he'll only get targeted if he plays in a manner that attracts such attention. Fyfe is widely admired and praised. Watts attracts derision from all corners. Both boyish looking with pretty hair. Poles apart in the way they play.

He looks like a super neat kick who will bring his teammates into the play.

I think he'd definitely add to our midfield and I expect it will be him at #4, as we will bid for Mills and he'll go at #3.


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