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GAMEDAY - Round 17

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How can a professional team be so bad at KICKING the ball?

Its mind boggling.


We're [censored]

Nearly time to turn off I reakon even if we come back, it's just way too frustrating we are so off the pace it's not funny not sure where we go from here, it sucks

 

I'm close to turning this garbage off.

no your not

Is there such thing as prior opportunity?

We are getting [censored] in the arse by the umpires again!


Does Roo have the plague? No one goes near him

No, Garland is on him.

Garland has already shown immaturity in flying for a contest when two Melbourne players were already in the air leaving Roo out the back and it eventually resulted in a goal thanks to Roo.

A minute later he kicked a nothing kick which went 40 metres in the air, eventually fell in arms of a St Kilda player and eventually got to Roo who is Garland's player.

It's honestly laughable that supporters think he is so important when his FA value would offer us so much more.

Our backline is horribly one-dimensional. He doesn't 'add' anything.

He is a decent one on one player and that is it.

FMD we must be the dumbest tackling side in the afl. Why jump into an opponents back?


We are getting [censored] in the arse by the umpires again!

No we are not, we are getting raped by our own ineptitude.

 

Cue Benny Hill.

This team has no idea.

I'm not joking when I say the local under 16's up the road from me have better skills than most Melbourne players.


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