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Current footballers - Who is the ugliest?

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Lynden Dunn ain't no oil painting

You obviously haven't seen the 1940's movie classic "The Picture of Dorian Gray" .

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    Care to take a guess anyone??

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    Thats actually what i was going to compare Daniher to earlier. Good call.

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    Care to take a guess anyone??

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    Dreadlocks give it away.

    Nic Nat.

    Although, can't you find a Predator of Fijian appearance.

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    I thought this thread would be a failure. Now I see that it has become an opportunity for all you fug ugly Demonlanders to feel better about your ugly selves.

    Be happy in your own ugly skins - none of you pathetic souls can ever be like Uncle Bitter.

    Excuse me Uncle BBO, I used to be favourably compared to Alain Delon and with good reason.
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    I know that he's not a current footballer, but Brian Taylor is a big fat turd. He's like that Mark Preston who is also a big fat turd. They are both big fat turds. And that has been scientifically proven!! (At the Ponds Institute.)

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    I know that he's not a current footballer, but Brian Taylor is a big fat turd. He's like that Mark Preston who is also a big fat turd. They are both big fat turds. And that has been scientifically proven!! (At the Ponds Institute.)

    May I add the pater of a former no. 31 ?

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    dee-eee. By all means. I wonder if he ever found that chip dropped by the seagull on the MCC concourse that he was looking for!!

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    David Hale is fugly. His forehead is as long as Fitzy's neck.

    You have to admire the Hawks for looking to outer space and recruiting giant aliens instead of our usual channels like Brighton Grammar.
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    Youse are a degenerate bunch of lookists.

    I used to love Sparks!

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    Of our blokes it must be Fitzpatrick, luckily for me we don't share a bloodline with the same last name. I've always thought Daniher was a below average looking guy but a few of my bomber supporting mates have told me in the past what they think about him seeing him in person (all negative) I'll have to go with him.

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    That's enough!

    I for one do not support cruelty to animals, however in this case they deserve each other. Like when a shark meets a salt water crocodile, who cares who wins?

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    Of our blokes it must be Fitzpatrick, luckily for me we don't share a bloodline with the same last name. I've always thought Daniher was a below average looking guy but a few of my bomber supporting mates have told me in the past what they think about him seeing him in person (all negative) I'll have to go with him.

    I would have thought Fitz however saw him interviewed on tv a couple of nights ago. He looks less odd and quite normal up close.

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    That's enough!

    I for one do not support cruelty to animals, however in this case they deserve each other. Like when a shark meets a salt water crocodile, who cares who wins?

    above board, & above the game itself... there's a sort of Christopher Skase ish dead fish smell about them

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    I would have thought Fitz however saw him interviewed on tv a couple of nights ago. He looks less odd and quite normal up close.

    impressions, mayber its the low carbs he's on

    feed the man meat, & let him be a man.

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    Care to take a guess anyone??

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    Me and my mates used to call Lumumba the Predator.

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    What really pisses me off is that these ugly young ( .....) whose only skill is kicking a bag of wind around probably get more (.... ) than a handsome, debonair, witty and rakish fellow like me.

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    What really pisses me off is that these ugly young ( .....) whose only skill is kicking a bag of wind around probably get more (.... ) than a handsome, debonair, witty and rakish fellow like me.

    I'm glad you said the word probably B bo.... ;)

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    What really pisses me off is that these ugly young ( .....) whose only skill is kicking a bag of wind around probably get more (.... ) than a handsome, debonair, witty and rakish fellow like me.

    there again, bbo, how many ugly young bag of wind kicking ( ......)s can claim to have a flock of alpacas as best friends

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