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Training - Thursday 28 May, 2015



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Saty, in the Dogs game I thought there were a number of occasions where a forward got a mark on the very edge of their range or capability, and very deliberately went back to take the shot, instead of trying to give it short to a lead, or hand off to a better kick.

The examples were Jeffy's goal, Toump's second goal, Howe's two shots from the boundary (especially the second which was further out), Hogan's shot that just missed from just beyond 50m, and of course Ro Bail's miss. Maybe Pedo's first goal too, I'm not so sure about that one. They all seemed to ignore a risky short pass or two, took a deep breath, went back & had the shot.

I wondered whether this is just what happened on the day, or whether it's a team instruction that if you get a mark inside 50, it's your responsibility to get the goal.

Garlett also passed one from the boundary line to JHogan

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Told Howie that was right next to him in the crowd for his hanger at the weekend, and was going to offer him pen on way down.......got the reply i thought it would, just thought Garlo wasn't training, means nothing these days, Garlett wasn't there last week for last session

What was that?

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How did Toumpas train?

Because it's you asking, I have chased it up for you and Picket Fences. Apparently Roosy and Goody had good long meeting about toump and they are considering dropping him from training. Need him to get more game time so he improves during the week. Reckon he needs to be saved for Monday to Friday duties.........

What a dumb [censored] question.

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surely

a filth of magpies

a feral of tigers

a scum of bombers

a buggary of saints

a maul of swans

a coke of eagles

a handbag of cats

a shinbone of roos

a whimper of dogs

an arrogance of hawks

a sewer of blues

a brimstone of demons

an abomination of dockers

a vegas of suns

a tatterdemalion of lions

an abuse of powers

a pita of crows

a kindergarten of giants

Love your work DC. Particularly an abuse of powers!

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"Who are you and please stop talking to me."

Chook that will confuse him.

First you ask for a response then tell him not to!

NB:- When you read him please insert her, it, them or WTF as appropriate.

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Training was on again, same drills as per the last few weeks, ball movement, ball movement, ball movement, with designated kickers and more and less defenders

Tyson and Jamar only ran laps

Whole squad very upbeat, the skills today were very good, with the normal one or two errant kicks and handballs

Viney looks ready to tear somebody apart

Jeff Garlett arranged a performance by Indigenous dancers at the end of the session, lot of footy dept and admin staff attended

The boots that Jeff is going to wear on Saturday are cool, put a pic on Twitter later

Complimented Fitzy on his game, said he is really enjoying the role down back, same with Aaron vandenBerg, really enjoyed the role he was given

Any questions as per the norm

Pics on Twitter Demonpk later

Was that role to: search, kill, destroy everything and anything that lays in the path of him getting the football? If so, then MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, Aaron.

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surely

a filth of magpies

a feral of tigers

a scum of bombers

a buggary of saints

a maul of swans

a coke of eagles

a handbag of cats

a shinbone of roos

a whimper of dogs

an arrogance of hawks

a sewer of blues

a brimstone of demons

an abomination of dockers

a vegas of suns

a tatterdemalion of lions

an abuse of powers

a pita of crows

a kindergarten of giants

A rabble of AFL....

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Toump trained really well, confidence is growing

Was that role to: search, kill, destroy everything and anything that lays in the path of him getting the football? If so, then MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, Aaron.

That's what was liked about him when they were watching before we got him, only rookie though, always the chance he couldn't lift to AFL level, which has now been put to bed in a big way

As for the set shots on goal, I think that is a rule now, unless there is somebody completely open

What was that?

Something slightly rude

Edited by The Devil Inside
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W e have been a cortege of mourners for too long.

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surely

a filth of magpies

a feral of tigers

a scum of bombers

a buggary of saints

a maul of swans

a coke of eagles

a handbag of cats

a shinbone of roos

a whimper of dogs

an arrogance of hawks

a sewer of blues

a brimstone of demons

an abomination of dockers

a vegas of suns

a tatterdemalion of lions

an abuse of powers

a pita of crows

a kindergarten of giants

Excellent work, DC. One minor suggestion -- a tank of blues? :)

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A brothel of Giants.

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