Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

 

Pity we lost Paul Kelly to Adelaide. He wrote a series of excellent articles for the Age during the 87 finals run that really described the euphoria, until that game at Waverly of course.

Dennis Cometti has occasionally let slip that the Dees have always been his sentimental favorites

 

Not sure about Jesse but Ella definitely is.

Don't care about Jesse.

Ella's the one we want.

The one I want anyhoo ;)

Edited by Fork 'em

He posts here under the "Matt Demon" username..

tumblr_nayda8jqtm1r8tyvto1_500.gif


Another couple of musos:

Bruce Woodley - The Seekers (have seen him in the Members at the G donned in a Dees scarf)

Jim Keays - The Masters Apprentices (R.I.P. Also saw him at games in our colours)

You can add Daniel Ricciardo to the West Coast Eagles and is also the current #1 ticket holder.

Mysty Hymen=carlton

 

Why does anyone really care ?

You beat me to the punch...was going to post but cared so little that I didn't.

Since when is Joffa considered a celebrity????

Or human?

First Dog = Footscray

Cartoonist in the Guardian

Edited by Samael

I've heard John Travolta is a real Melbourne man but he doesn't really come out to games because he prefers to keep it a secret.

  • 2 weeks later...

Beware of fake celebrity supporters.

In the UK, the PM David Cameron was giving a televised speech and urged people to support West Ham. Unfortunately he's an Aston Villa man.

This was his explanation for the mix-up, and it's not particularly coherent:

“I want to say how sorry I am.

"All I can explain is I went past the West Ham stadium the day before and I just said the word West Indies in my speech and I was making a point about the cricket Test and all the rest of it.

“I meant to say Aston Villa and I am profoundly embarrassed.”

Richard Di Natale (news Greens leader) is a Richmond [censored].

Makes my face screw up to see that ratbag Murdoch as a supporter. He is the biggest cheese in controlling world sport but has done bugger all for us as far as I can tell. Shameless meddler only interested in power and making more money. If one deserves a punch in the nose for getting into people's space it is him.

Probably the most evil person in the Western world. Not joking


Daniel Andrews (Vic Premier) and Linda Dessau (about to be Vic Governor) - Essendon

Ross Stevenson (radio announcer) and John Silvester (aka 'Sly of the Underworld') - Hawthorn

Mick Gatto and the late Alphonse Gangitano - Carlton (what more needs to be said?)

Diane ('DD') Dunleavy (radio announcer) - St Kilda

I support Melbourne but on field performances and a persecution complex caused by Demonland posters has me wavering.

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • DRAFT: The Next Generation

    It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 6 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

    A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

      • Sad
    • 5 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

    The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

      • Clap
      • Like
    • 480 replies
  • Farewell Clayton Oliver

    The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

      • Haha
    • 2,050 replies
  • Farewell Christian Petracca

    The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

      • Haha
      • Like
    • 1,742 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele

    In a late Trade the Demons have secured the services of St. Kilda Captain Jack Steele in a move to bolster their midfield in the absence of Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver.

      • Haha
    • 325 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.