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A good mate of mine, known as The Professor, has just racked up his 50th year in a row as a member of the Melbourne Football Club. He is also a member of the MCC and pays for a FULL MFC membership

The 50 years in a row has been acknowledged by the Club with a small cardboard certificate.

Are they kidding????

Am I wrong to think The Professor should have received something a little more than a pizzy little cardboard certificate.

How many punters would get to 50 years in a row as a member of any Football Club. Very very few.

Surely the Club could do a wee bit better.

Rant Over

:)

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A good mate of mine, known as The Professor, has just racked up his 50th year in a row as a member of the Melbourne Football Club. He is also a member of the MCC and pays for a FULL MFC membership

The 50 years in a row has been acknowledged by the Club with a small cardboard certificate.

Are they kidding????

Am I wrong to think The Professor should have received something a little more than a pizzy little cardboard certificate.

How many punters would get to 50 years in a row as a member of any Football Club. Very very few.

Surely the Club could do a wee bit better.

Rant Over

:)

Deserves the new Jack Watts showbag coming out this year.

More than that he deserves some sort of medallion and a free gin and tonic,next time he visits the members.A cheroot even.

But dont hold your breathe,you will probably sufficate.

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At least a special scarf with 50 years embroided in gold leaf.

And a years supply of Panadeine.

Edited by Pig Dog

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At least a special scarf with 50 years embroided in gold leaf.

And a years supply of Panadeine.

maybe a year's supply of biffo's orange label viagra?

c'mon biffo, with all your profits it's a drop in the ocean

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I suspect he should have his mental capability checked out.

Half a century of continuous membership!

Quite obviously there is something amiss here.

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Perhaps free admittance for life and afternoon tea which is what the MCC give their 50 year members.

I'm guessing the recipient is not whinging as he is a fair dinkum Demon.

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My uncle notched up 50 years as a full AFL member recently - Saved $60 on his grand final ticket but that's about it I think

Posted

My uncle notched up 50 years as a full AFL member recently - Saved $60 on his grand final ticket but that's about it I think

I never knew AFL memberships had been around for 50 years.

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A good mate of mine, known as The Professor, has just racked up his 50th year in a row as a member of the Melbourne Football Club. He is also a member of the MCC and pays for a FULL MFC membership

The 50 years in a row has been acknowledged by the Club with a small cardboard certificate.

Are they kidding????

Am I wrong to think The Professor should have received something a little more than a pizzy little cardboard certificate.

How many punters would get to 50 years in a row as a member of any Football Club. Very very few.

Surely the Club could do a wee bit better.

Rant Over

:)

Agreed! However we are a [censored] weak club! That is one of the reasons why!

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Perhaps free admittance for life and afternoon tea which is what the MCC give their 50 year members.I'm guessing the recipient is not whinging as he is a fair dinkum Demon.

Last I looked (which was a couple of years ago) it was about $15 per year for 50 year MCC members. Not far off free though.

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Perhaps free admittance for life and afternoon tea which is what the MCC give their 50 year members.

I'm guessing the recipient is not whinging as he is a fair dinkum Demon.

If he wants a free cuppa,He will have to earn it.

OD has been a member for 103 years and even he doesnt get those privaliges.

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A good mate of mine, known as The Professor, has just racked up his 50th year in a row as a member of the Melbourne Football Club. He is also a member of the MCC and pays for a FULL MFC membership

The 50 years in a row has been acknowledged by the Club with a small cardboard certificate.

Are they kidding????

Am I wrong to think The Professor should have received something a little more than a pizzy little cardboard certificate.

How many punters would get to 50 years in a row as a member of any Football Club. Very very few.

Surely the Club could do a wee bit better.

Rant Over

:)

I think cardboard is a fitting representation of what MFC have served up.


Posted (edited)

At least a special scarf with 50 years embroided in gold leaf.

And a years supply of Panadeine.

I suspect he should have his mental capability checked out.

Half a century of continuous membership!

Quite obviously there is something amiss here.

maybe a year's supply of biffo's orange label viagra?

c'mon biffo, with all your profits it's a drop in the ocean

Three replies from old die hards that only have 145 years between them.

Actually I would have had 50 years if not for my employment overseas.

Edited by Pig Dog
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Three replies from old die hards that only have 145 years between them.

Actually I would have had 50 years if not for my employment overseas.

Your credibility hangs on your reason for being os oinka!

Were you a tourist intent on sh agging foreign women?

Or

Were you in uniform, serving your country, and sh agging foreign women?

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Your credibility hangs on your reason for being os oinka!

Were you a tourist intent on sh agging foreign women?

Or

Were you in uniform, serving your country, and sh agging foreign women?

Each of the above
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Well done!

BTW which role attracted the most sh ags?

Women used to love a man (boy) in uniform.

It doesn't matter these days. They just don't give a toss.

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Three replies from old die hards that only have 145 years between them.

Actually I would have had 50 years if not for my employment overseas.

Just a small amount of humour PD

If someone has been a member of the MFC for 50 years they most likely have the best sense of humour going around.

I have been a supporter since 1960 so that makes makes 64 years

but did not become a member till I came to live in Melbourne in the early 70's

Then I got in a huff a couple of times and let my membership lapse.

I quite often think I am a few cents short in the dollar especially over the last nine years.

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