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What win will be your favourite??

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Beating Geelong at Geelong.

with Frost blanketing the big sook with all the scary tatts

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    This is not Walt Disney we are talking about!

    Clearly it is. The opening line says "Assuming we win all our games"

    I know it's been a while since we've seen a MFC final but I'm sticking with the premiership!

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    Assuming we win all our games next year. Which will be your win and why?

    Breaking the Etihad hoodoo?

    Beating the reigning premiers?

    Queens birthday glory?

    I live in WA so I would love to wear my Melbourne Jersey down Murray St victorious for once

    I would love to see us return the favour to west coast for the last 4 years of smashings! If we win over there, i'll fly over and join ya!

    Queens B'day would be nice!

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    Breaking the Etihad hoodoo would set us up for winning more games there, so it wouldn't be just a one-off kinda win, it'd signal a turning of the corner.

    I guess it's impossible to do, but I think if we had a mid-week practice session at Etihad before a weekend game there, we'd win that game.

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    It's been said a couple of times and the answer clearly is the Cats in Geelong.

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    Good topic if the lack of essays is any criteria.

    Just hate Carlton. Can justify it but it would take an essay.

    So in reality the most significant win of the coming season has to be over Hawthorn. At the MCG and we will all be there (except for those that can't).

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    We've been North's [censored] for far tooling.

    Ordinary team, ordinary club. Biggest bunch of whiners in known universe (they're mentioned in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy")

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    give me beating Collingwood on QBD any day

    other that beating them in a Granny that is

    Geez BBub,

    You of all people should know it's easier for us to beat the Filth in Grand Finals than to beat them Q Bday

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    1.Collingwood on Queens Birthday and any time we play them

    2. Hawthorn - hate their smug supporters

    3. Carlton

    4. Essendon

    5. Geelong at Geelong

    6. Richmond

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    We've been North's [censored] for far tooling.

    Ordinary team, ordinary club. Biggest bunch of whiners in known universe (they're mentioned in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy")

    Haha, we've been everyone's biatch for way too long.

    I hope the magical switch gets turned and we [censored] every single team. No more pity from other teams supporters, I don't think I can handle one more 'oh, you barrack for Melb'....

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    Essendon.
    Hate 'em with a passion.

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    We've been North's [censored] for far tooling.

    Ordinary team, ordinary club. Biggest bunch of whiners in known universe (they're mentioned in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy")

    North was also my choice, I rate them a bit better than ordinary. They seem to push us off the footy to easily.
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    QB for me

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    So many choices:

    The drug cheats - again

    Smug Eddie on QB

    CATS BY 187 at Geelong

    Norf at Doglands

    but best of all would be the last Saturday in September.

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    give me beating Collingwood on QBD any day

    other that beating them in a Granny that is

    By one point.

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    So many choices:

    The drug cheats - again

    Smug Eddie on QB

    CATS BY 187 at Geelong

    Norf at Doglands

    but best of all would be the last Saturday in September.

    Needs to be the first (second?) Saturday in October next year because of the delayed start. Some cricket thing is happening.

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    Without a doubt, Round 1.

    Every year it has been a bitter disappointment and put us in a bad position from the very beginning. The emotional difference between a win and a loss there would be the greatest margin of any of them.

    That said, I do enjoy our traditional wins over Essendon.

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    Premiership

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    Assuming we win all our games next year. Which will be your win and why?

    Breaking the Etihad hoodoo?

    Beating the reigning premiers?

    Queens birthday glory?

    I live in WA so I would love to wear my Melbourne Jersey down Murray St victorious for once

    Reading your post again as if anyone could go past holding up the premiership cup? I think all the others would be forgotten by then!

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    Beating Eagles and Dockers at Subi and going home with a grin on my face! (Might find my tyres slashed though). Breaking the drought at Etihad would be great too.

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    Geelong at geelong by a biggish margin will impress me.More important though is flogging messydrugs at every opportunity.Hate the scum.

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