Easily the worst AFL Draft preview you’ll read

[Whispering_Jack 31,258]

For those who are suffering from draft fatigue (and there are quite a few around) this is good stuff ~

Easily the worst AFL Draft preview youll read

[Guest]

"Christian has worked hard all year and his reward is a career at St Kilda.

Life is a cruel mistress.

He may be the only draftee in the entire history of the draft to hope to slip to Melbourne."

I laughed. Then I cried a little bit at the last line. Then I laughed again.

[CBDees 3,167]

To the contrary, i think that it is the best draft preview that I have read. Lots of truth tucked away in there!

[Deecisive 1,709]

well done!

[What 18,810]

absolute gold

Titus is hilarious

[What 18,810]

PICK 13. FREMANTLE

Sam Durdin (West Adelaide)

H: 197cm W: 87kg

Sam was born in 1996, two years after Kurt Cobain died. You feel old, right?

What’s he like as a football prospect? He’s tall but how about that Cobain thing?

Mind blowing.

[LegsLeoncelli 162]

I just knew when I read the thread title that it was going to be Titus O'Reily!

That guy really knows how to kick a behind, ala Mal Michael 2006...

[Demon Disciple 12,477]

To the contrary, i think that it is the best draft preview that I have read. Lots of truth tucked away in there!

I agree, obviously he loves satire, but out of all phantom drafts, his draft order will probably go closest to the pin!!!

[Goodvibes 3,596]

For those who are suffering from draft fatigue (and there are quite a few around) this is good stuff ~

Easily the worst AFL Draft preview youll read

My favourite was the Lever comment.

"Jake had an ACL tear in January and spent a lot of time bored out of his mind as he recovered.

This is the perfect preparation for a career in Adelaide."

[P-man 13,367]

PICK 5. COLLINGWOOD

Jayden Laverde (Western Jets)

H: 189cm W: 82kg

Jayden is the perfect fit for Collingwood. Not necessarily in terms of football but due to having the name ‘Jayden.’

Gold.

[Guest]

What's even more remarkable is the sense of humour Titus has maintained, considering he's a Melbourne supporter.

[beelzebub 23,390]

"Angus is a tough midfielder who loves contact, so he will stand out at Melbourne like a James Hird hater on the Essendon Board."

He's really one of us at heart isn't he

[Dee-licious 1,954]

This was amazing. Please put it on big footy!

[beelzebub 23,390]

Titus dares to write what the others won't/don't...........something original

[Moonshadow 17,678]

"Isaac Heeney (Cardiff)

H: 185cm W: 82kg

Isaac was built in the Sydney Academy using DNA from Paul Kelly and an actual swan.

This means he’s aggressive at the ball and mates for life."

Comedy gold!

[Adam The God 30,638]

Haha, that was amazing.

[monoccular 17,680]

I concur with Moonshadow: the Isaac Heeney one is pure gold.

A great review and probably as true as any and brought quite a few laughs.

[obbafan 128]

Some joy at last. Many thanks!

[Uncle Fester 2,848]

Liked this one the best:

PICK 6. GWS GIANTS

Jordan De Goey (Oakleigh Chargers)

H: 187cm W: 82kg

De Goey was against going to GWS until he saw what Tom Boyd managed to achieve there.

Now, he’s trying to work out whether to get a Ferrari or an Aston Martin Vantage in 2016.

[Beats 190]

PICK 8. GOLD COAST

Liam Duggan (Western Jets)

H: 183cm W: 75kg

Liam said playing under Rodney Eade would be ‘fine, I guess’ before saying he was going to his room to play FIFA for ‘at least a few hours.’

He later came out when the pizza was delivered.

My sort of guy.

[The Great One 99 125]

The opening paragraph was the best truth of all.