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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - JEFF GARLETT

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Just me or is the MFC a sneaky chance of getting in the 8 if everything goes to plan next year?

I am with you Jimmy. Every year I firmly believe we can make the finals right up until after the first quarter of the 1st game of the season...then poof...all hope gone.

I suffer the same malady though at some stage Ross will have us on the verge of the 8 which will make us more attractive to prospectives

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    swap Blease for Gartlett

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    swap pick 55 for Gartlett (& delist Blease!!!)

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    Could Blues force our pick 3 hand here. Garlett and pick 8 for pick 3?

    computer says NO

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    swap Blease for Gartlett

    or

    swap pick 55 for Gartlett (& delist Blease!!!)

    Blease plus 55 for Gartlett, and we'd still be in front.

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    Trust you to say that.

    I asked, I didnt 'say'.

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    He's out OOC guys, not going to take much to get him over the line. Will most likely be a late pick. PSD is always an option if they don't agree.

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    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    These highlights are up there with "Flash" Davey in 2004

    If he still has pace it could be the bargain of the year.

    Yes he has problems but a Roos incentive contract might just sort most of that out.

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    I never understood why Carlton wanted to delist him, I think MM is getting craz(ier) in his old age.

    Garlett would be an excellent pick up for our fwd line.

    HF: Howe - Dawes - Garlett

    FF: Kent - Hogan - Pedersen

    That could start to cause some headaches.

    Kent and Garlett have the footskills and pace to really stretch some defences, and also put on a fair bit of pressure on the ball coming back out.

    I am all for it.

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    Salivating at the prospect......with Roos guiding him, hopefully a new lease of life.

    Anyone that can run down Boomer, average 38 goals a year and also very good in the air will be huge for us.

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    Massive win if we get him.... Pace and pressure to go with JKH and kent developing. Lumumba off half back getting it in quickly to give hogan and butters a chance.... Developing mid field..... This is the time of year to be a melbourne supporter

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    I never understood why Carlton wanted to delist him, I think MM is getting craz(ier) in his old age.

    Garlett would be an excellent pick up for our fwd line.

    HF: Howe - Dawes - Garlett

    FF: Kent - Hogan - Pedersen

    That could start to cause some headaches.

    Kent and Garlett have the footskills and pace to really stretch some defences, and also put on a fair bit of pressure on the ball coming back out.

    I am all for it.

    I think you might have forgotten about JKH :blink:

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    I think you might have forgotten about JKH :blink:

    He's rotating through the midfield with Kent and Garlett.
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    Blease plus 55 for Gartlett, and we'd still be in front.

    To reply to/update my own post, our 4th round pick is actually 61.

    Not sure if that'll be enough, even under the circumstances.

    (BTW, just realised we got Stretch at pick 42. That could be a bit of a steal if he turns out to be a player).

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    So will Blease or our 4th rounder get this done tomorrow? Or are Carlton expecting pick ~40ish?

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    LOL that is the funniest thing I've ever seen on demonland! First audible laugh Ive ever had on here

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    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    Wow. The highlights package is better than anyone in the draft thats for sure.....

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    I'm I misremembering, or is there some relationship between Jeff Garlett and Nev Jetta. Family? Friends?

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    Not sure but Pickering did mention that he knows a few blokes at the club so that could be right.

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    Not sure but Pickering did mention that he knows a few blokes at the club so that could be right.

    Close family friends to the Jetta's
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    What planet would we accept that? I would chuck if it happened

    Talk on trade radio that we may not be getting pick 3. Ill spew if we dont.

    Need something to settle the stomach?

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    LOL that is the funniest thing I've ever seen on demonland! First audible laugh Ive ever had on here

    I've been trying to make you laugh for 3 years, Sloonie. I guess my work here is done.

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    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    Arousing.

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