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The Ollie Whines Lounge

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1 star. Terrible service. Would not recommend. Have requested a refund. 

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    5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    I think I'll just leave this one here and run away.

     

    Give me Brayshaw over Wines any day of the week.

    I have watched alot of Port games this year and Wines is a little overrated for my liking. Slow and just tends to butcher it more often then not which has probably surprised me this year.

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    We dont need Wines anymore......cant bowl, cant catch

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    9 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Give me Brayshaw over Wines any day of the week.

    I have watched alot of Port games this year and Wines is a little overrated for my liking. Slow and just tends to butcher it more often then not which has probably surprised me this year.

    Have noticed the same myself dazzle. Seems to have gone off the boil a bit.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Have noticed the same myself dazzle. Seems to have gone off the boil a bit.

    He needs to come home me thinks ;)

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    2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    He needs to come home me thinks ;)

    Hard to do since he just extended his contract.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Hard to do since he just extended his contract.

    True ...hard....not impossible.

    Ah well....Wines are happy in cellars ?

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    On 6/24/2018 at 9:50 PM, picket fence said:

    Onwards and upwards! "Pervias Rectas" and all that stuff!

    Whoever made that call Re Toumpas needs to go to purgatory for a zillion years!

    Don't care what permutations ensued after!

    We stuffed up BIGTIME!!

    Blind melon Chitlin!

    Water under bridge.  ? over spilled ?.

    We now have the likes of Oliver who we may well have not got had we won a game or two more at that time .... just enjoy what we have now. 

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    Wines - fat, slow, poor foot skills . Couldn't care less we dont have him tbh

    Hope he enjoyed Mad Monday though

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    Wines is great but a tad overhyped. Never seen him as an elite ball user. 

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    18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Reports that Vic clubs are sniffing around Chad Wingard.

    Any info on this Scoop @Ethan Tremblay???

    Whispers are suggesting North are offering 6 years at 800k per year. Make no mistake, if a deal is done, he will be wearing blue and white next season. #ETthetradebreaker. 

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    • 3 years later...

    Pretty comfy where the club sits right now.

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    On 8/28/2018 at 2:59 PM, dazzledavey36 said:

    Give me Brayshaw over Wines any day of the week.

    I have watched alot of Port games this year and Wines is a little overrated for my liking. Slow and just tends to butcher it more often then not which has probably surprised me this year.

    This aged well.

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    If we take Wines we may not get Petracca or Oliver.

    Things turned out ok in the end.

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    On 8/28/2018 at 3:49 PM, What said:

    Wines - fat, slow, poor foot skills . Couldn't care less we dont have him tbh

    Hope he enjoyed Mad Monday though

    Oh deer 😅😅

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    Great player, great bloke.  Humble and understated.  One of the good guys.

    Happy to see him win it.

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    I'd rather had Toumpas the best player since Gysberts.

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    Am I being hasty here or might we have stuffed our early draft pick up in 2013? 😄

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    A lot of things went wrong for the club. But all paths lead somewhere and they led us to where we are today. Wines or not, Port are not in with a chance to win a flag. We are. 
    If we take Wines maybe we don’t take Trac or Oliver. Maybe we don’t finish second last in 2019 and get Jackson. 
    Things have a way of working out. I think they’re working out for us. 
     

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    18 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

    I'd rather had Toumpas the best player since Gysberts.

    I reckon the toump might alright in the current side.

    Dees 2012 had no vision and no rudder

     

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    Probably our WORST recruiting mistake EVER

    I called it then.. im calling it now Toumpas over Wines 🤯😱😭👺

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