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Patrick Dangerfield

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51 Pages of land goss, extensive hype, bultish, chinese whispers, he said, she said, et al !well I got news for ya "He aint coming''

EVER!

Wish you were going... FOREVER!

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    Wish you were going... FOREVER!

    Think you speak for majority of demonland.

    Anyway if Danger doesn't come home or us throw the check book at Shiel or Trelor.

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    I thought you were not posting on here again Picket... You love getting angry in here don't you, it's like a fetish for you.

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    It sounds like Party Boy aka B Vince has joined to throw us all off the scent to ease the pressure on his mate

    HA! Yes of course... it all makes sense. The club knows that we have Dangerfield all tied down, but need to keep it a secret!

    They then get Bernie Vince to sign up to Demonland as 'Party Boy'.

    Bernie gives us the good information regarding Goodwin a few weeks early. Demonland followers then believe that 'Party Boy' is good for info and take his word that nothing is going on with Dangerfield.....

    I smell Paul Roos all over this one. Well played Paul.... Well played indeed.

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    this thread is like when you know you have a package coming in the mail and you obsessively check the mailbox every 5 minutes and find nothing

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    this thread is like when you know you have a package coming in the mail and you obsessively check the mailbox every 5 minutes and find nothing

    And your annoying neighbour is standing behind the Picket Fence whinging and talking absolute shite every time you check the mail.

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    Your "whimsical" neighbour?

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    And your annoying neighbour is standing behind the Picket Fence whinging and talking absolute shite every time you check the mail.

    Bravo sir

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    And your annoying neighbour is standing behind the Picket Fence whinging and talking absolute shite every time you check the mail.

    He's probably had a few too many Wines.

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    Wish you were going... FOREVER!

    Didn't he say many pages ago that he wasn't posting in this thread again?

    Tsk, tsk Picket, you don't want to lump yourself in with HH now do you?

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    And your annoying neighbour is standing behind the Picket Fence whinging and talking absolute shite every time you check the mail.

    HAHA!

    'what are you checking it for! Let me tell you "that package AINT COMIN"

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    HAHA!

    'what are you checking it for! Let me tell you "that package AINT COMIN"

    Hope he isn't telling that to his lady friend.

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    Hope he isn't telling that to his lady friend.

    You been hanging around with BBO and Biff?

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    Just imagine how disappointed we'll all be when we find out Roos ends up trading pick 2 for Shiel & Frost and pick 3 for Mitchell & Malceski.

    What a crushing day that will be for all MFC supporters. I might not get out of bed for a week.

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    He's probably had a few too many Wines.

    He wanted Wines, but he ended up with a couple of bottles of ouzo. That's why he's cranky, and half cut at 9am.

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    HA! Yes of course... it all makes sense. The club knows that we have Dangerfield all tied down, but need to keep it a secret!

    They then get Bernie Vince to sign up to Demonland as 'Party Boy'.

    Bernie gives us the good information regarding Goodwin a few weeks early. Demonland followers then believe that 'Party Boy' is good for info and take his word that nothing is going on with Dangerfield.....

    I smell Paul Roos all over this one. Well played Paul.... Well played indeed.

    They are fooling nobody.

    What number will he wear for us do you reckon?

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    69

    Doubtful.

    Too much of a mouthful.

    That number is for rookies that need to learn how to get into the groove.

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    Herald sun reporting Dangerfields possible move to Collingwood.

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    Found it. In the comments a guy named rick quotes danger as saying he wants to play finals and wont go near a bottom six club.

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    Dangerfield is going to Melbourne. Andrew Jarman told me himself so it's a done deal.

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    Dangerfield is going to Melbourne. Andrew Jarman told me himself so it's a done deal.

    The same Andrew Jarman who said Clarko is a done deal to coach Adelaide?

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    The same Andrew Jarman who said Clarko is a done deal to coach Adelaide?

    His referring to the other Jarmen

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