A baffled Roos in 'fit of pique' endeavors to employ Neeld as a consultant.

Neeld declines with the words ... "It is what it is"

Later on we sign 6 free agents who all agree to come to our club for less money. The AFL then get confused with the whole compo thing and grant us 3 priority picks.

I might attend one more match. .....

Roos takes into account the collective wisdom of Demonland and delists 36 players at seasons end.

who does he keep ? lol

I will have an alcohol free day before season's end!

Howe and Toumpas will get traded ( don't want it to happen but I got a funny feeling.

We will get flogged by GWS in Melbourne only to turn it around against North at Etihad the week after.

Prediction No 2.

Stuie will invite me to be his "friend" on D'land.

I will have an alcohol free day before season's end!

Prediction No 2.

Stuie will invite me to be his "friend" on D'land.

Ridiculous thinking Bitty! Have you gone completely mad?

Not. Going. To. Happen.

Prediction No 3. (I'm out on a limb here!)

Loonshadow will make a sensible coherent post in 2014!

We put a proper question mark on Port Adelaide by taking them right to the line this weekend, then against Brisbane finally enjoy dishing out a thumping for the first time in a long time.

After dispatching GWS we sneak a surprise win over either West Coast (out west) or North to end the season, putting everybody in great mood to end the year and setting us up for a really positive pre-season.

Jesse Hogan and Chris Dawes put on a clinic against GWS, giving us all a sweet, sweet taste of the future.

Bernie Vince finishes a game, any game, with a disposal efficiency above 65%.

That all of Demonland will agree on something

F'N classic BB

Paul Roos commits to 4 more years after Demons draft his son.

Jack Watts takes Mark of the Year.

He would have to be involved in a contest for that to happen. So.........

Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Popcorn sales will plummet if this happens

After seven disastrous losses to finish the season in 18th, Frawley walks for <400k/year meaning we only get third round compo for him, Jackson quits and the board sacks Roos.

Tom Macdonald switches to Center Half forward for the remainder of the season causing Havoc with Gritted teeth and snarl taking marks running back with the flight , running opponents into the ground and kicking 37.3 to finish the year off .

Great pun Cowboy

Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Satyriconhome learns the definition of 'irony'.

Roos announces he is signing on for the third year, but as playing coach. He then wins the Bluey and Brownlow double in 2016, while Bruce ties his mouth in a knot while trying to say "Roos roosts it ... "

Dees to win 3 games! No idea who the upset will be against!!

Dees to win 3 games! No idea who the upset will be against!!

West Coast

How bout that for a bold prediction, Mark Robinson reckons the bombers can win the flag and hepell can win the brownlow

West Coast

Thatd almost be as good as beating those pack of bums from lygon st!!!!

Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

OMG what a softie Saty - why should anyone be entitled to an opinion if it doesn't agree with mine??? Do you think this is some sort of bleeding democracy ??

Scully stays in the red and blue