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A baffled Roos in 'fit of pique' endeavors to employ Neeld as a consultant.

Neeld declines with the words ... "It is what it is"

Later on we sign 6 free agents who all agree to come to our club for less money. The AFL then get confused with the whole compo thing and grant us 3 priority picks.

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Roos takes into account the collective wisdom of Demonland and delists 36 players at seasons end.

who does he keep ? lol

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We put a proper question mark on Port Adelaide by taking them right to the line this weekend, then against Brisbane finally enjoy dishing out a thumping for the first time in a long time.

After dispatching GWS we sneak a surprise win over either West Coast (out west) or North to end the season, putting everybody in great mood to end the year and setting us up for a really positive pre-season.

Jesse Hogan and Chris Dawes put on a clinic against GWS, giving us all a sweet, sweet taste of the future.

Bernie Vince finishes a game, any game, with a disposal efficiency above 65%.

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Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Popcorn sales will plummet if this happens
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Tom Macdonald switches to Center Half forward for the remainder of the season causing Havoc with Gritted teeth and snarl taking marks running back with the flight , running opponents into the ground and kicking 37.3 to finish the year off .

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Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Satyriconhome learns the definition of 'irony'.

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Roos announces he is signing on for the third year, but as playing coach. He then wins the Bluey and Brownlow double in 2016, while Bruce ties his mouth in a knot while trying to say "Roos roosts it ... "

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Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

OMG what a softie Saty - why should anyone be entitled to an opinion if it doesn't agree with mine??? Do you think this is some sort of bleeding democracy ??

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