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A baffled Roos in 'fit of pique' endeavors to employ Neeld as a consultant.

Neeld declines with the words ... "It is what it is"

Later on we sign 6 free agents who all agree to come to our club for less money. The AFL then get confused with the whole compo thing and grant us 3 priority picks.

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Roos takes into account the collective wisdom of Demonland and delists 36 players at seasons end.

who does he keep ? lol

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I will have an alcohol free day before season's end!

Prediction No 2.

Stuie will invite me to be his "friend" on D'land.

Ridiculous thinking Bitty! Have you gone completely mad?

Not. Going. To. Happen.


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We put a proper question mark on Port Adelaide by taking them right to the line this weekend, then against Brisbane finally enjoy dishing out a thumping for the first time in a long time.

After dispatching GWS we sneak a surprise win over either West Coast (out west) or North to end the season, putting everybody in great mood to end the year and setting us up for a really positive pre-season.

Jesse Hogan and Chris Dawes put on a clinic against GWS, giving us all a sweet, sweet taste of the future.

Bernie Vince finishes a game, any game, with a disposal efficiency above 65%.

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Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Popcorn sales will plummet if this happens

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Tom Macdonald switches to Center Half forward for the remainder of the season causing Havoc with Gritted teeth and snarl taking marks running back with the flight , running opponents into the ground and kicking 37.3 to finish the year off .

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Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

Satyriconhome learns the definition of 'irony'.

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Roos announces he is signing on for the third year, but as playing coach. He then wins the Bluey and Brownlow double in 2016, while Bruce ties his mouth in a knot while trying to say "Roos roosts it ... "

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How bout that for a bold prediction, Mark Robinson reckons the bombers can win the flag and hepell can win the brownlow

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Demonland posters will actually realise that everybody is entitled to an opinion, no matter how far it differs from theirs (may spoil some of my entertainment, but hey I can live with it)

OMG what a softie Saty - why should anyone be entitled to an opinion if it doesn't agree with mine??? Do you think this is some sort of bleeding democracy ??

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