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GAME DAY

Whispering_Jack
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Anyone else have the footy live android app? Every suns goal and behind is described in detail but our goals and behinds are simply listed as who kicked them...

We're so bad no one gives a sh#t anymore!!

 

How many weeks for Sylvia?

2 weeks minimum.

Can we suspend the coach for a few weeks as well?
 

Seriously, WTF is wrong with this football team?

Sorry, let me rephrase... Seriously, WTF is actually right with this football team?


The hardest thing about watching this is that nobody seems to have a clue what exactly is broke and how to go about fixing it.

Their top 5 most experienced players are better (overall) than our top 5.

The most experienced in order of games played

1. Sylvia / Ablett

2. Jones N / Campbell Brown

3. Byrnes / Brennan

4. Frawley / Harbrow

5. Dunn / Murphy

Our bottom 6 wouldn't get a game elsewhere either IMO (in no particular order) ......

Spencer

Strauss

Nicholson

Bail

Sellar

McKenzie

We also have 6 players (versus their 2) who have less than 10 games under their belt....

Kent

Terlich

Viney

Jones M

Gawn

Evans

And we also have ..... Neeld and his amazing line/development coaches :ph34r:

Are you trying to justify this crap??

Geelong had 10 players with less than 50 games and beat Essendon.

There are none so blind as those who will not see. We are f*****d
 

Last quarter watched for the year coming up now for me


Melbourne are the worst team I have ever seen playing league footy

The media are going to tear this club apart this week.

So glad I am off to Ethiopia in 6 weeks to work for a year...can't come soon enough!

At least you will bedoing something useful which is more than I can say for this rabble

Melbourne don't want to play. 47 years following this team worst performance ever. As i write this Neeld is patting bottoms at 3/4 break. Something drastic got to happen regardless of the last quarter.

That could have been the straw that broke the camel's back ... for Sylvia. Has just been blazing away with his kicks, then goes and does that. Not a team player.


[censored] you to everyone involved in this club that has turned us into a rabble and made me hate football.

i am actually laughing we are that bad

lol

Anyone wanna guess what Neeldys saying to the players?

It's a very sad day


Im 48....& have never seen a more poor side to pull on jumper for the MFC!

Our skill level is beyond a joke!

Our game plan,,......who [censored] knows!

I would say that all peoplel involved in our recruiting & player development area should resign as this is criminal whats occcuring!

Neeld like it or not will pay the the price!

Just heard foxtel are going to replay last years grand final instead of showing our game against tigers SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD

 

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