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What will the next scandal/rumor be?

Courtney_Fish
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Don mclardy sleeping with AD wife....

Caroline Wilson is Cam Schwabs real father

Even Worse a mixture of the Above

Caroline Wilson and Cameron Schwab finally reveal long standing affair

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    Good to see people still have a sense of humour.........Made me laugh.....

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    Garry Lyon trained with the Taliban specialising in explosives...

    Explains why he drops into the club and causes havoc, then wanders off like nothing happened.

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    Demonland spelling and grammar policing squad repairs another thread title containing a misspelt word.

    I get it. Like Giuliani, start at the bottom.

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    Caroline Wilson becomes Melbourne FC's new CEO!

    shed sack everyone and then write a scathing article about melbournes ceo sacking everyone.

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    Preserved urine samples from 1964 Melbourne premiership team are re-tested and test positive - 1964 premiership taken off MFC and handed to Collingfilth!

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    we loose to the giants on sunday, Neil Craig interim coach and we name Sheedy new coach in november

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    I'd hate to see it, but a mass walkout of players sick of all the crap would have to be on the cards.

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    The team puts in a 4 quarter high quality effort and win a game of footy.

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    The team puts in a 4 quarter high quality effort and win a game of footy.

    Don't be so ridiculous - won't happen in my lifetime.

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    Thought a "before" picture of me might be scandalous!

    Well done Mate.....All that weight you've lost.......

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    two possible scandals pending

    1. Jimmy Hoffers body was found buried in the 'Vault'.

    2. melbourne players are accused of using stick on tattoos.

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    watts and neeld to wed in new zealand

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    Thought a "before" picture of me might be scandalous!

    "Feeders" are considered hot now.

    Keep going.

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    Melbourne is run by aliens who are actually using their experiences to observe how well humanity cope with a lack of hope...

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    So our new recruiting guy gets into a scuffle with a brother of an afl listed player. Seriously what are we dealing with.

    I reckon I could run that club better than some people there.

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    gary lyon on selection panel for next coach

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