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I want Jimmy Toumpas to be a genuine star too, and only for the effect that will have on Jack Viney. Jack will want to be the best and it will be great if they can feed off each other for hunger.

I also want Trenners to get back to loving his footy (which obviously won't start this weekend). A happy Trenners is good for our club and starts to build a more optimistic playing group.

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    I want Port Adelaide carnage. Let them feel the wrath of a team that gets kicked from every quarter from the footy public.

    It's time to make a stand....

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    Hope you have a great day out hardtack, and get to the sing the song at game's end.

    Thanks mate!
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    And then you fell out of bed........

    And broke his pyjamas.
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    I want to see us ahead by 3 goals at HT and then go and blitz the 3Q and shut up shop in the 4th.

    I want to not be disappointed.

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    Tosee melbourne players want to bleed for the jumer and for the club. To run until they cant run no more

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    It's safer than kicking the Alpaca - I can tell you that!

    Can't you just pay someone to kick it for you when you're pi55ed off.

    Far more sensible.

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    son has agreed to look after dogs for easter

    all sharps locked up

    now just have to find someone to take in the wife

    bring on the footy

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    It's time for the Demons to finally make a stand. Play like it is a grand final. Run hard, stick tackles, play aggressive football, second & third efforts, play as a team and to win so I don't take it out on my wife when I get home :P

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    No stupid turn overs and brain fades.

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    A couple of blokes to play well enough in the midfield to give me hope.

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    I want to see improvement.

    I want to walk away from the game on Sunday and feel like we're going somewhere.

    That can be achieved in a few ways - winning isn't necessarily one of them.

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    A win.

    Nothing less.

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    4 points.

    Nothing less.

    It's Time.

    It's Time?

    For what?

    Winning against a poor interstate team at home?

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    It's Time?

    For what?

    Winning against a poor interstate team at home?

    I'd be happy with that....For a start....

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    Backing up out team mates

    Hitting targets

    Mitch Clark

    Tackling

    Chasing

    Leading

    Working

    Running

    Winning

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    It's Time?

    For what?

    Winning against a poor interstate team at home?

    it's time this club planned for today and not just 5 years down the track.

    It's time we won a Round one match

    I don't care who we beat.

    Take a look at the Greater Western Soccer Club.

    Formed only 9 months ago but topped the ladder after the home & away rounds.

    It's time the MFC put itself under some heat

    If you are happy to accept a loss tomorrow just because it is against Port, & then the week after that a loss to Essendon...Because they had a hell summer.

    What about the summer we just endured??

    Keep making excuses rpfc.

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    I will tell you what i dont want to see, the most embarassing thing the club has put on the mcg over the past 6 years, it is worse than any performance including our geelong loss, every home game at the g before the bounce the jacket wearing trumpet blowing embarassment, i hope he is not there tomorrow. We gave turned over most our list, he is the only survivor, it is time to silence him.

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    I will tell you what i dont want to see, the most embarassing thing the club has put on the mcg over the past 6 years, it is worse than any performance including our geelong loss, every home game at the g before the bounce the jacket wearing trumpet blowing embarassment, i hope he is not there tomorrow. We gave turned over most our list, he is the only survivor, it is time to silence him.

    You know what?

    Good call.

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    it's time this club planned for today and not just 5 years down the track.

    It's time we won a Round one match

    I don't care who we beat.

    Keep making excuses rpfc.

    What excuses?

    I seriously just wanted to know what you were talking about because I just don't know sometimes. We should beat Port tomorrow out o a matter of course - it's a nothing game.

    You want to see progress?

    Beat a decent team, or even play well against a decent team.

    Then it will be The Time ©, not beating a poor interstate team.

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