RR's Weekly Poll (c) - Round 1: Who in the AFL deserves a pie in the face the most?

[Return to Glory 8,213]

I did forget about that. Probably blocked it from the memory.

[DEE fence 4,923]

RR, we are still missing Sheahan and McLaren...

[Return to Glory 8,213]

Or Patrick Smith

[Range Rover 1,935]

RR, we are still missing Sheahan and McLaren...

I kept it to 40 names and Sheahan and Patrick Smith were nominated a bit too late on. McLaren was a great choice but I thought I'd. restrict it to present day players, coaches and media types.

Looks like we have a break away top 4 heading into the final two days of voting ...

Caro

Mitch

Brock

&

Tommy$

... with Greg 'Venom Denham, Sheeds, Eddie, Aker and the surprise packet Damien. Barrett hot on their heels.

[Chook 14,997]

Starvation is heinous and is a huge issues in our society.
There have been any number of young men who have been killed or received
serious life changing injuries as a result of starvation (and some older
blokes - Phil Scully being just one tragic example).



This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking
about food wastage trivializes and normalizes it. It help create an
environment where wasting food is acceptable, where it is ok



Forty years ago making racist jokes was fair game (and of course
reflective of a racist country) - just joking, if you
take offence you're just PC blah blah blah. This is not the case any
more and one would hope would no longer be the case with food. I
wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Africans and the

millions who die because they have no pies in their face?

Edited March 27, 2013 by Chook

[GrandOld 367]

Starvation is heinous and is a huge issues in our society.

There have been any number of young men who have been killed or received

serious life changing injuries as a result of starvation (and some older

blokes - Phil Scully being just one tragic example).

This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking

about food wastage trivializes and normalizes it. It help create an

environment where wasting food is acceptable, where it is ok

Forty years ago making racist jokes was fair game (and of course

reflective of a racist country) - just joking, if you

take offence you're just PC blah blah blah. This is not the case any

more and one would hope would no longer be the case with food. I

wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Africans and the

millions who die because they have no pies in their face?

not to mention any of the lactose intolerant people out there. I think a custard pie is just a slap in the face to them! And I hope the dairy used for the custard didn't come from poor abused cows who were milked to early in the morning. Animal cruelty is not to be tolerated

[dpositive 1,649]

not to mention any of the lactose intolerant people out there. I think a custard pie is just a slap in the face to them! And I hope the dairy used for the custard didn't come from poor abused cows who were milked to early in the morning. Animal cruelty is not to be tolerated

Looks like the odds on "The Fart" could be shortening

without wanting to imply any gambling related activity!!!!

God this does get difficult

[daisycutter 29,319]

Looks like the odds on "The Fart" could be shortening

without wanting to imply any gambling related activity!!!!

God this does get difficult

it would have to be a non-greenhouse-gas fart though

can this be done?

running out of options

Edit: P.S. the RSPCB just lodged a complaint too

Edited March 28, 2013 by daisycutter

[GrandOld 367]

How bout we name it "Which AFL player or personality would you like to do nothing to just in case someone gets upset about it"

[S.R.J 418]

WJ i could not agree more. I would support locking the thread. To my mind the thread (and the other one it is based on) is in breach of the Code of Conduct.

Violence against women is heinous and is a huge issues in our society. There have been any number of young men who have been killed or received serious life changing injuries as a result of king hits (and some older blokes - David Hookes being just one tragic example).

This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking about violence trivializes and normalizes it. It help create an environment where violence is acceptable, where it is ok

Forty years ago making racist jokes was fair game (and of course reflective of a racist country) - just joking, if you take offence you're just PC blah blah blah. This is not the case any more and one would hope would no longer be the case with violence. I wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Ricky Nixon and his assault on his ex partner?

If the poll is actually about who is least liked why not make it about who is least liked? Why tie it to violence and allow a forum for people to make stupid jokes about mindless violence?

Harden the [censored] up princess..its only a joke...wtf is wrong with people these days when you cant have a joke. I doubt very much anyone on here would harm the people on the list....ffs

[Bitter but optimistic 22,064]

How could we have overlooked that prize imbecile Mark Robinson? Or, is it simply that he such a DH that he is not worth wasting a vote on?

[hardtack 10,400]

Does Vickery read Demonland?

[Sir Why You Little 36,628]

The Carlton player with the Beard

FFS what the hell is that!!

[hardtack 10,400]

The Carlton player with the Beard

FFS what the hell is that!!

Is that is reference to my comment? Vickery is the 9thmond tall (with beard).

[Sir Why You Little 36,628]

The Carlton Beard is far worse than Vickery!!

[hardtack 10,400]

Yes, but my comment related to the fact that it was Vickery that took out Robinson.

[P-man 13,366]

The Carlton Beard is far worse than Vickery!!

That beard is epic. Should've earned Simpson the captaincy. Only a metrosexual numpty like Darcy would poo poo such fine facial hair.

[Sir Why You Little 36,628]

That beard is epic. Should've earned Simpson the captaincy. Only a metrosexual numpty like Darcy would poo poo such fine facial hair.

epic is not a word that came to mind!!

[Chook 14,997]

epic is not a word that came to mind!!

Only real men appreciate the true manliness of a hard-earned crop of facial hair.

[hardtack 10,400]

Only real men appreciate the true manliness of a hard-earned crop of facial hair.

You have a beard, I take it :-)

[LegsLeoncelli 162]

Oh dear God. Spare us the PC wet blanket, Mr. Literal.

RR i could not agree more. I would support locking the thread. To my mind the thread (and the other one it is pulled from) is in breach of the Code of Conduct

Violence against Polyester Cotton wet blankets is heinous and is a huge issues in our society. There have been any number of young rugs that have been killed or received serious pulled threads as a result of big pricks, David Hale, (and some little pricks - Brent Guerra's rug being just one tragic example).

This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking about male pattern baldness trivializes and normalizes it. It help create a toupee where loose threads are acceptable, where they are ok

Forty years ago making 'baldy' jokes was fair game (and of course reflective of a country with plentiful Italian and Greek immigrants) - just joking, if you take offence you're just a Polyester-Cotton wearing blah blah blah. This is not the case any more and one would hope would no longer be the case with hair loss. I wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Ricky Ponting and his ex-spin bowler?

If the poll is actually about who is least liked why not make it about who is least follicled? Why not tie it to baldness and allow a forum for people with full heads of hair to make stupid jokes about chrome domes?

[Chook 14,997]

You have a beard, I take it :-)

Unfortunately I grow as much facial hair in a year as some men do in a week.

A man can dream though . . . a man can dream.

Edited March 28, 2013 by Chook

[dee-luded 2,959]

Yes, but my comment related to the fact that it was Vickery that took out Robinson.

Goooohhh,,,, Vickery !!!

[biggestred 4,797]

we can probably take mitch robinson off the list given he got his whack last night... i dont hate him anymore.

[Range Rover 1,935]

Okay 'Landers ... after four days of intense voting in one of the most controversial polls ever to appear on this hallowed forum ... the results are in.

The Final Leaderboard

Caroline Wilson - 43 votes

Brock McLean - 38 votes

Mitch Robinson - 38 votes

Tom $cully - 36 votes

Greg Denham - 32 votes

Damien Barrett - 31 votes

Kevin Sheedy - 29 votes

Jason Akermanis - 28 votes

Eddie McGuire - 27 votes

Stephen Milne - 24 votes

Congratulations Carowhine ... you are the inaugural winner (loser) of Demonland's Most-Pie-To-The-Head-Worthy (formerly Most Punchable) Person in the AFL.

Say Hello to Iron Mike ... you whiny, bitter know-all.