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FAREWELL MATTHEW BATE

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It was pick 39 and there wasn't much talent after that pick.

Jackson Paine excepted, kid is a gun

 

I know little about the Bulldogs list but I know they had trouble kicking goals last year from their F50 entries. if they want a half forward with good hands and conversion they should take Matty Bate over those other blokes they are looking at.

It was pick 39 and there wasn't much talent after that pick:

68. St Kilda - Beau Wilkes (West Coast Eagles)

Could have taken Wilkes, and not had him kick all of his career goals against us this year...
 

Matty Bate would be a perfect fit at The Dogs.

  • 2 years later...

Sorry for the bump but I was breezing through old footy videos and this was a "recommended video" next to our comeback game against Freo in 2008.


Sorry for the bump but I was breezing through old footy videos and this was a "recommended video" next to our comeback game against Freo in 2008.

best watched with the sound turned off

didn't think it possible for an afl player to talk non-stop for 6 1/2 minutes

he must have been cam's protege at one stage

best watched with the sound turned off

didn't think it possible for an afl player to talk non-stop for 6 1/2 minutes

he must have been cam's protege at one stage

Wow..........he makes our Robbo sound like an introvert on Valium .
 

Felt he was a bit slow to change the direction of the conversation.


I resonated with his eeyore impression

(Yes I lasted that long)

At least we finally found what happened to Cam's whiteboard

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Sorry for the bump but I was breezing through old footy videos and this was a "recommended video" next to our comeback game against Freo in 2008.

It clearly didn't work with our football department...

Sorry for the bump but I was breezing through old footy videos and this was a "recommended video" next to our comeback game against Freo in 2008.

Title should be "How I cave into annoying nagging people"

Edited by hogans_heroes


He's off his [censored] head.

Seriously, the irony in this video is ridiculous.

Girl breaks arm skateboarding. Has it fixed thanks to modern medicine. Goes on a water fast?

That really motivated me.

Nearly to vomit.

[censored], I thought he'd passed away.

Death of a high pressure salesman.

I must be pizzed/ drugged!! WTF is this all about??

Watch the video if you are still able to focus on anything without vomiting.

As it is Friday night this may present a challenge to you.


He's off his [censored] head.

Seriously, the irony in this video is ridiculous.

Girl breaks arm skateboarding. Has it fixed thanks to modern medicine. Goes on a water fast?

He is off his trolley.

Fasting is so unhealthy.

 

In part one he calls his bathroom his success cave and accuses people of not breathing much. It's truly wonderful


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