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I think he likes being the juxtaposition, DC.

Watching him on AFL360 last night next to a live ape lifts his standing immensely without a word said.

Funny, you made me laugh, its been a while too.

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Wilson has just demanded that CS resign over the high petrol prices in Melbourne. She said, " he can't escape this time, my sources tell me that he drives a car ".

She has also told Garry Lyon that he has no credibility to comment as he also drives cars.

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Wilson has just demanded that CS resign over the high petrol prices in Melbourne. She said, " he can't escape this time, my sources tell me that he drives a car ".

She has also told Garry Lyon that he has no credibility to comment as he also drives cars.

I think you are getting her confused with the greens Redleg.
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The Ape or the oldest looking 38 year old in the world, ranted and raved about how we didn't stick up for Connolly or Bailey!!

Get with the program Robbo - all solicitors met - they started with what they wanted and had to work out how they got there....

That is this in a nutshell...

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Things I'd like to see.

Caroline Wilson sent back to the 1964 Grannie and then put into Ground Hog Day mode.

Things I wouldn't like to see.

Caroline Wilson's nude photos

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I went to a cafe after work today for a quick coffee and picked up a copy of the business and sports section of the Age. It's been a while since I've actually read anything other than an article on the on line Age edition (cancelled my subscription for reasons other than their football coverage).

Strangely enough, I couldn't find Wilson's latest piece which I saw last night on their website.

Did they pull it?

If they did, it's at least a good sign that they're finally introducing some strict quality control at the Age.

Our favourite girl has been bumped from Footy Classified this week in favour of Jeff Kennett.

Gotta sting....

Awesome.

Never thought I would ever see the day when I would welcome that gasbag on a footy programme but if it means I don't have to suffer the pompous Wilson this week, I'm happy to cop him.

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Our favourite girl has been bumped from Footy Classified this week in favour of Jeff Kennett.

Gotta sting....

Awesome.

Any idea why? Apart from the fact that she knows nothing about footy. She could get bumped for Dame Edna and it would be a huge step up in footy knowledge.

A gossip columnist as 'chief football writer' - astonishing.

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Our favourite girl has been bumped from Footy Classified this week in favour of Jeff Kennett.

Gotta sting....

Awesome.

That is like being given Brussels sprouts for dinner, complaining about it and then being handed a turd sandwich instead. I disagree with pretty much everything Kennett says about football.

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That is like being given Brussels sprouts for dinner, complaining about it and then being handed a turd sandwich instead. I disagree with pretty much everything Kennett says about football.

Me too, and no doubt he'll have a crack at us.

But I'm enjoying the sting Caro must be feeling...

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Any idea why? Apart from the fact that she knows nothing about footy. She could get bumped for Dame Edna and it would be a huge step up in footy knowledge.

A gossip columnist as 'chief football writer' - astonishing.

No official reason. Just heard it via Footy Show facebook page.

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No official reason. Just heard it via Footy Show facebook page.

Didn't Hutchy 'tweet' after last weeks show that she'd chucked a 'hissy fit' and threatened to not do the next show? This was after Gazza and her continued the 'verbals' post show.

They should ditch her anyway. She adds nothing but muckraking rubbish that is mostly made up. If I watch it, it will be on delay so that I can mute and FF her part in the show. Excluding adverts this will allow me to watch the show in about 8 minutes.

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Wilson has just demanded that CS resign over the high petrol prices in Melbourne. She said, " he can't escape this time, my sources tell me that he drives a car ".

She has also told Garry Lyon that he has no credibility to comment as he also drives cars.

Whereas she's alright because she gets around on a broomstick

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Didn't Hutchy 'tweet' after last weeks show that she'd chucked a 'hissy fit' and threatened to not do the next show? This was after Gazza and her continued the 'verbals' post show.

They should ditch her anyway. She adds nothing but muckraking rubbish that is mostly made up. If I watch it, it will be on delay so that I can mute and FF her part in the show. Excluding adverts this will allow me to watch the show in about 8 minutes.

HaHa, Nah, he must have meant a 'hisy fit', surely. shes too aggressive to be a lady. and too narrow minded to be a bloke.

Unless I'm mistaken she looks lost somewhere else.

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No official reason. Just heard it via Footy Show facebook page.

Maybe she's preparing her defence in the possible event of legal action being taken by CS?
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Wilson has just demanded that CS resign over the high petrol prices in Melbourne. She said, " he can't escape this time, my sources tell me that he drives a car ".

She has also told Garry Lyon that he has no credibility to comment as he also drives cars.

Actually he drives a yellow Vespa...

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HaHa, Nah, he must have meant a 'hisy fit', surely. shes too aggressive to be a lady. and too narrow minded to be a bloke.

Unless I'm mistaken she looks lost somewhere else.

Was probably Hutchy being mischevious but I want to believe that version - therefore I will. Hissy fit it is - forget the overseas stuff.

Time for us to embellish ...

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