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McQueen Legend

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My list of unfortunate headlines...

Old MacDonald had a run...

Jones is trying to keep up...

Howe's that...?

Ok, now they were bad. But, look at this one.

http://www.afl.com.a...81/default.aspx

I bet they play him down back with Brown.....

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A couple that are non-sports related..

The midget psychic that escaped from jail had the headline, "Small Medium at Large".

Or the article about the lunatic that escaped from the asylum, was alledged to have sexually assulted a lady at a laundromat, but is still on the run. Headline read "Nut Screws Washer and Bolts".

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The London Sun had a ripper many years ago, around the time that the Major Government was up to its eyeballs in sleaze.

The Government released a tough Budget, prompting the headline: "Now we've all been screwed by Cabinet."

Other faves include:

Headles Body in Topless Bar (N.Y Post) ; and

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms (News of TheWorld)

Locally, the Mx had a good one the day after Julia Gillard gave her so-called misogyny speech: "Julia Caesar"

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Border stays overnight with Chappell.

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Did Dick ?? :unsure:^_^

Lets Bury the other threads on the AFL commission & list managing so the AFL can move forward!!! Start as many threads as we can to try to bury these sad topics, & hopefully they'll go away.

And most of these distraction threads are by people with small post counts, IMO aliases.

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Lets Bury the other threads on the AFL commission & list managing so the AFL can move forward!!! Start as many threads as we can to try to bury these sad topics, & hopefully they'll go away.

And most of these distraction threads are by people with small post counts, IMO aliases.

No alias' big boy. First time, long time 2 months ago.

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McQueen Legend

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There was a headline about the Stephen F. Austin Ladyjacks womans basketball team in the States once which read:

'Lady Jacks off to hot start at conference'

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