Let's do something to help Eddie and Collingwood

[Whispering_Jack 27,999]

I've been watching the Pies getting touched up by Carlton and I'm finding it very upsetting to see Eddie grimacing every time the camera pans onto his tormented face and body. The bloke came to our help last week when we lost EnergyWatch and his impassioned pleas for a new sponsor eventually bore fruit for us.

Bottom line is that we should be grateful to Eddie, bow, scrape and genuflect before the great one.

But now that it's his club that seems to be on the nose, it's our turn to come up with ideas to help Eddie and his great club to overcome their moment of adversity.

Any ideas as to what we can do to help?

[DirtyDees DDC 171]

Arrange a date with Jessica Rowe?

[Jaded No More 58,070]

We should take Pendelbury off his hands. Such a liability having this hack chew up so much of their salary cap.

[7-UP 107]

Buy him some new poker machines.

[Chook 14,521]

Maybe we should campaign to get Dane Swan on The Biggest Loser. He's looking a little porky.

[Macca 16,173]

I've been watching the Pies getting touched up by Carlton and I'm finding it very upsetting to see Eddie grimacing every time the camera pans onto his tormented face and body. The bloke came to our help last week when we lost EnergyWatch and his impassioned pleas for a new sponsor eventually bore fruit for us.

Bottom line is that we should be grateful to Eddie, bow, scrape and genuflect before the great one.

But now that it's his club that seems to be on the nose, it's our turn to come up with ideas to help Eddie and his great club to overcome their moment of adversity.

Any ideas as to what we can do to help?

Well , we can send Eddie and Nathan off to the 'Easter Islands' . They'll probably look familiar to the locals so they'll fit right in .

As for their fans . Stop all centrelink payments . The money we save can pay off the Greek national debt .

We at Melbourne can help ease their salary cap pressure by offering Cloke a new home .

That'll do for starters !

[H_T 2,941]

Feeling for Eddie, together we can support him in this most difficult time. He must be dreading "the transition deal"...

For Eddie : http://www.beyondblue.org.au/index.aspx?

[dee-luded 2,958]

I've been watching the Pies getting touched up by Carlton and I'm finding it very upsetting to see Eddie grimacing every time the camera pans onto his tormented face and body. The bloke came to our help last week when we lost EnergyWatch and his impassioned pleas for a new sponsor eventually bore fruit for us.

Bottom line is that we should be grateful to Eddie, bow, scrape and genuflect before the great one.

But now that it's his club that seems to be on the nose, it's our turn to come up with ideas to help Eddie and his great club to overcome their moment of adversity.

Any ideas as to what we can do to help?

I've Got It! We can give them a referral to Radar Rileys, 'Gamestyles to the Stars.... Encapsulating reading from within a 'thinktank'.... If they can read small writing?

[pantaloons 2,019]

I hear there's an energy brokering mob who might be able to throw a few bob their way.

[darkhorse72 1,735]

Maybe send him a proven coach..I hear Bailey is available.

[Jack Jack 415]

Maybe we can get Eddie a gig on the next series of Excess Baggage.

[Return to Glory 7,730]

Whatever we do, let' never contemplate Chris Dawes. Woeful tonight

[Chook 14,521]

Whatever we do, let' never contemplate Chris Dawes. Woeful tonight

At least he tried. He could teach that work ethic to a couple of our players. What about the "great" Travis Cloke, who couldn't take a mark to save himself? I would have preferred Dawes' performance over Cloke's tonight.

Edited April 13, 2012 by Chook

[Guest Jackie]

We can give them Morton, Green, Davey, Moloney and our last draft pick.

[Chook 14,521]

Maybe send him a proven coach..I hear Bailey is available.

He's too busy being a fantastic assistant coach at yet another successful South Australian side.

[Return to Glory 7,730]

Chook, surely you're kidding. Yes, he performed one good chase

[dazzledavey36 48,841]

yeah and to think we chased hard for dawes! sheesh..

[Chook 14,521]

Chook, surely you're kidding. Yes, he performed one good chase

Kidding about what? He was better than Cloke.

[Return to Glory 7,730]

Chook, I looked at the DT totals and in that respect you're right but I reckon it's deceptive. Not once did Dawes look remotely threatening.

[Chook 14,521]

Not once did Dawes look remotely threatening.

Agreed. Not many Pies did, and all the while Bucks was going mental and I was loving it!

Edited April 13, 2012 by Chook

[Little Goffy 12,608]

I think we should pass the hat around to see if we can help Collingwood find an experienced, proven premiership-winning coach, which is clearly what they are most in need of.

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

we beat them in the NAB cup and we are bloody awful

if only that footy had sat up for milne late in that drawn grand final, their window would have opened and oh-so-sweetly shut, but they pinched one

[dee-luded 2,958]

Maybe we can get Eddie a gig on the next series of Excess Baggage.

McChinns. Not on the telly again, please.

[Guest Dr Who]

Maybe we could pass the hat around to buy him - A massage with a happy ending!

Might be the only way he is going to see a happy ending at a Collingwood game soon.

[demoniac 1,243]

Does anyone have Mick Malthouse's phone number? Mick was a pretty handy coach in his day and could be interested in replacing Buckley at Collingwood.