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Beautiful pictures!

you still here ???

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you still here ???

In Vegas before driving back to LA for 2 days. Yesterday was a doozie. Flew in after an early flight and got a hire car at LA Airport and then a 5 hour drive to Vegas. Struggled to keep the eyes open.

Love Demonland as it keeps me up to date with the MFC.

Hope you guys see some Deemon wins before I return, otherwise we will be on the bottom with the blue crap.

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In Vegas before driving back to LA for 2 days. Yesterday was a doozie. Flew in after an early flight and got a hire car at LA Airport and then a 5 hour drive to Vegas. Struggled to keep the eyes open.

Love Demonland as it keeps me up to date with the MFC.

Hope you guys see some Deemon wins before I return, otherwise we will be on the bottom with the blue crap.

Some would say we both belong there redleg

I appreciate the jet lag thing went through it early this week

But who are the Deemon?

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In Vegas before driving back to LA for 2 days. Yesterday was a doozie. Flew in after an early flight and got a hire car at LA Airport and then a 5 hour drive to Vegas. Struggled to keep the eyes open.

Love Demonland as it keeps me up to date with the MFC.

Hope you guys see some Deemon wins before I return, otherwise we will be on the bottom with the blue crap.

Pictures required if you get married in that chapel whilst there.

And dont go to the casino and bet on black.

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In Vegas before driving back to LA for 2 days. Yesterday was a doozie. Flew in after an early flight and got a hire car at LA Airport and then a 5 hour drive to Vegas. Struggled to keep the eyes open.

Love Demonland as it keeps me up to date with the MFC.

Hope you guys see some Deemon wins before I return, otherwise we will be on the bottom with the blue crap.

That is what coffee is for (not that the Yanks have discovered real coffee yet :) )

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It is improving I had a few nice cups in the last few weeks over there.

Perhaps redleg could clean up that oil spill in california.

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Perhaps redleg could clean up that oil spill in california.

I was in that exact location two weeks ago jazza.

Lovely piece of the Sth California coast line.

Just for once the crap has happened were the rich live.

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I was in that exact location two weeks ago jazza.

Lovely piece of the Sth California coast line.

Just for once the crap has happened were the rich live.

So,your saying it will get cleaned up straight away.

But if it was footscray it would be left for years.

My friend tells me its ocean road worthy in its own way on the californian coast.Apart from the thongs ,surfies and tourists stopped in the middle of the road looking at kaolas.

BTW,havent read much from you lately,good to catch up again.

much better than talking to Biffo and The romsey insemenator.

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So,your saying it will get cleaned up straight away.

But if it was footscray it would be left for years.

My friend tells me its ocean road worthy in its own way on the californian coast.Apart from the thongs ,surfies and tourists stopped in the middle of the road looking at kaolas.

BTW,havent read much from you lately,good to catch up again.

much better than talking to Biffo and The romsey insemenator.

Yep but it does not alter the fact it is nice coast line.

Not a lot to talk about jazza just another lost football year.

There was a time I would not go away in footy season now I am easily convinced to leave

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you still here ???

His leave application was rejected due to insuffient notice.

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Yep but it does not alter the fact it is nice coast line.

Not a lot to talk about jazza just another lost football year.

There was a time I would not go away in footy season now I am easily convinced to leave

Always wanted to travel one day.

But Bendigo is a long way from the farm.

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go head jazza, take a holiday anywhere you like

........as long as you get back in time for milking

Came home worse for wear years ago after a big prelim for the local club,and went looking for the girls.

Realised i was past braindead,i looked everywhere and evry paddock,including next door.

Found them later still in the yard from the previous night.Was a big weekend,didnt tell the boss about that morning.

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Came home worse for wear years ago after a big prelim for the local club,and went looking for the girls.

Realised i was past braindead,i looked everywhere and evry paddock,including next door.

Found them later still in the yard from the previous night.Was a big weekend,didnt tell the boss about that morning.

I'm sure their were "reasons" why you locked "the girls" in the yard Jizz. However, I think it best such reasons remain secret.

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Came home worse for wear years ago after a big prelim for the local club,and went looking for the girls.

Realised i was past braindead,i looked everywhere and evry paddock,including next door.

Found them later still in the yard from the previous night.Was a big weekend,didnt tell the boss about that morning.

Of course dc has different problems with his bluerinsers - they can't remember where they live.

And even if they do they can never find the key.

dc evidently manages though.

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I'm sure their were "reasons" why you locked "the girls" in the yard Jizz. However, I think it best such reasons remain secret.

Spelling issues BBO (there, their, they are)! We must maintain our standards in these dark times when the natural order is under siege from all fronts.

If we can't do that, all is lost surely.

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Spelling issues BBO (there, their, they are)! We must maintain our standards in these dark times when the natural order is under siege from all fronts.

If we can't do that, all is lost surely.

OMG BBO how could you let us all down in this way?

One may start to think he has two standards.

One for himself and another for the rest of us mere mortals.

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Drinking a bottled strawberry banana smoothie and it is not bad.

It is under the "naked" label. Not sure if we have that in Oz.

BBO is always naked under a label over here.

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Redleg,

Next time you go to Vegas gimme a call.

I rule that cheap and tawdry town

But be sure not to bring Mrs Leg.

Just you and me and some of the cutest little runaways in the US,some cash , chips,some margaritas and some coke.

I will book us in at circus circus or Stratosphere

It will be like Rainman- if you can count.

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Redleg,

Next time you go to Vegas gimme a call.

I rule that cheap and tawdry town

But be sure not to bring Mrs Leg.

Just you and me and some of the cutest little runaways in the US,some cash , chips,some margaritas and some coke.

I will book us in at circus circus or Stratosphere

It will be like Rainman- if you can count.

All the fun that money can buy. Not to mention a gallon of lube and hotel tv skin flicks

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