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Yes except more corrupt and unlikely to pull out.

As I am liaising with a much classier set of people these days,I can no longer mingle with inner city green metrosexual socialist agitators like Moon or ribald,boozy lecherous ,debauched individuals like your good self. These days I mix with a lot of decent.professional types in the corridors of power. I wouldn't expect philistine knockabouts like you two to understand. It's a class thing.Something I clearly have and Moon and You lack.

I never usually eat their hands .Do they taste like chicken? Don't let the feminists find out .

Did you forget how to play solitaire? Was the meat a little too chewy? Give us something OD, you can't be expected to be invited out socially unless you dress, speak and behave as if you have something to say. The pension may have to be scrapped entirely if you refuse to even communicate with the workforce.(alleged)

You got it the first time.

The manager of the Crows Captain has sent a legal letter to an Adelaide restaurant serving the "Tex" burger asking them to cease using the name. This really put a dampener on the vibrator I invented. It only works twice a year,costs way too much ,and never provides any decent satisfaction. Maybe I should just call it "The Tippett" instead.

West 23rd st.You won't have any trouble meeting nice young men down there. They may be wearing singlets and shorts so you can see if their build is suitable for afl, or whatever.

Paul Little really enjoys it .

One all.

Bad day at the footy. Uncle bitters was socialising with the Ox, Rivers,jnr, Tappy etc and kept quietly missing his shout as he warms his nest egg. Maple stole my lunch and left . Collingwood won. It's a cruel world.

You picked a bad day to slag Watts.He did everything today with intensity and did it well.

So to paraphrase an old joke, "We've established the fact that you're a prostitute,now we are just quibbling over the price".

That was code. As was the Bogota reference. Sometimes you guys are so literal.

Oldee, Can you please pick up a parcel of special Quinoa from my cousin in Bogota. The couriers are unreliable around there, Thanks Mate,

Dom must be the one with the one with the ear ring.

It's whoever is the slowest one Maple. As a result his Alpacas are some of the fasteft known to man.

An incompetent letch,Luddite and a shite chef.

Don't worry about Moon. He would need a crane these days. He is probably over stretching it. As per.

Not at all, that was a long hop... I just beat ENyaw to it.

Poor Kitten. Did they give you a nice warm mug of Harden TFU after the game?

Your apricots would have a fair few wrinkles in them wouldn't they OD?

Was a bit broke so I had to "return"a few items to Bunnings. Tough times in the City.

Please don't walk through the small archives of my sporting glory and destroy the memories of my youth with your casual ,hurtful and damaging comments. Small ground actually.

I played out at Chaddie,oakleigh,Glen,Mount,Borewood. All those lifeless holes. Good times beating the bogans . I was always a gentleman on the field. Off it was where most of my troubles began. Dean Jones brother was the mouthiest shyte sibling of all time. I had the satisfaction of hitting 31 off his only over.

I cleaned a lotta plates in Memphis.