Biffen

It must have been the expression " two heads are better than one" that drew him to their unique culture.

And the Monkeys have herpes as well.

If only you knew the extreme reverence I command in my village .Im more like a benevolent Apparition than a German in sandals. The only flesh available will be fish or foul, perhaps pork, dog or frog. You're projecting your own evil intentions on an innocent once again.

Not me Ernie. I am escaping worldly desires, not seeking them old man.

I am not working in an official capacity Moon . Rest assured the Gat will be under the command of a lieutenant . Bitters will not be allowed near the place until he pays his outstAnding accounts with the various traders contained therein.

Yours truly is off to Indochine for a sabbatical . I will be lying low in a village of sympathetic mercenaries , reading T.S.Eliot and eating lychees. I look forward to sending you all some communique from the dense jungle through my minions so please be aware that some of my missives may be badly translated and this is in no way due to a ready supply of opiates and cheap beer, but rather that my translator has a pronounced nervous tick from repeated beatings.

I remember it well. All this carry on in Christchurch when we still have to deal with the aftermath of our own natural disasters. The struggle continues ....

I suppose Elwood will be filled with the Debris and refuse, washed down from St Kilda,as always.

And the Dog is rarely seen on the porch.

Heaven sounds like Chadstone. I think I'd prefer the other at this time of year . At least Red will be able to shout lunch.

Ok-a cross between Gilbert and George, the Sullivans and "on the buses"

You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

You that mock my artistic prowess may cop a spray from above also. In the way that nobody understood Van Gogh or the early intentions of Picasso,you and all that pass under the Gat will feel my Pollock/Arkly inspired new Gat period. They shall not gentrify the Gat.Never.

I'm planning on painting him in Brown from the penthouse. Jackson Pollock style.

They haven't seen anyone do their block like I can. Dee Jollys hissy fits will be nothing compared to mine .

That's what it's all about.

Late Feb?

In reference to Greek inventiveness. Immediately people jumped to other less noble Hellenic traditions. but what could be more perfect than Democracy?

I was of course thinking of Democracy.

It's caused a lot of pain but where would we be without it.

They've mastered the 4 hour lunch , terrible knitwear tied over the shoulder, gelato ,stinky cheese,salami and tax evasion , as well as taxation, which they began. Although they have done little very recently, except enjoy their city, I think Rome is the most beautiful city I've seen.

Yes .We are so far advanced of those silly old Romans. They must be terribly jealous of our lifestyle and booming metropolis.

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is, Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food? The Corporations have it sewn up. I know I'm venting but what a hole.

Thatch entertainment!!

I'm sure she had a few men up to have a look but if I was a Thstcher,I probably wouldn't take the job on.