Biffen

Uncle Bitters is keen to meet the family and taste the new vintage. When we get the address( which we will in time) I am expecting a full tasting session as we are (potentially) big customers. I have a stange palette that needs to taste a full bottle before reaching any conclusions.

I wonder if he runs a tab or just drains it straight from the cask?

Uncle Paul the creep.

The flattery is overwhelming.

You are getting technical once again RL. Sometimes the target shifts in a fast match up. The balls move at such a rapid rate from top to tail but the main thing is to know which team you follow.

BBO was ,by all reasonable reckoning, a very ugly child and as such enjoyed a safe passage through Catholic Education.

You might have had a free lunch- don't believe the hype. The players came out like a bunch of male ballerinas at a debutante ball-neither masculine nor acceptable but entirely predictable.

The great self made man Jamie Packer has rightly stepped out to defend another Australian sporting headline ,his boating mate Pup. Never in my life have we had such a weak ,front running,uninspiring bogan as leader(of the nation) but ,for all that ,he won his way back into our hearts with his cheap tatts,his running off on tour to be with his slag gf,his flashy cars,his mate JP on the ice breaker ,his sacking of Symonds,his sacking of Katich ,his losses in Dubai,NZ,England,India ,South Africa,his stodgy hard handed technique ,his weak whimpy back,his whining dad ,his cakewalk career,his ambition in pushing out Punter. Sure he had his critics ,but he always answered them emphatically by deflecting criticism to his mate Watto. The end of a sad period in Australian cricket. Finally.

In order to offend as many cultures as possible today ,I will be dressing as Prince Phillip and have asked Bitters to go dressed as HRH QE2. I will be giving a speech on important British victories in the Sudan,Sth Africa,The Middle East ,The Crimea,The Falklands,Palestine etc and trying to revive the old colonial spirit ,lest the great epoch of British Dominions be forgotten with all this trendy multicultural clap trap. Arabic on the Pigskin indeed. Sacrilege!!!

I try to avoid both.

It's not as glamourous as it looks Moon.

Don't Judge people till you've walked a mile in their sensible shoes.

People like you will never understand our struggle.

I just watched it also. Nora at the end was a stunner.

Are you discriminating against me on the basis of my nominated gender?

Multicultural round next week. I can hardly contain my excitement about the amazing diversity and opportunity our great game provides to people of all nations and the wonderful ,inclusive,community building nature of our great game. It should be a weekend of superlative conscience and awareness raising symbolic gestures to warm the hearts of everyone around the world. I will be extremely surprised if this initiative does not begin an outbreak of world peace.

Pretty Low then?

dee laudinum is the only one that makes sense tonight,which is a personal worry.

i bet a buck.

I flicked between the voice,mastershyte,and the tango party. None of them can sing,dance or fkn cook. What's the attraction to this ? Would much rather be sailing to Byzantium ,mentally at least.

Stop stalikng him. The man is a genius-just ahead of his time.

Max is already better.

What would you know Moonie? You are still reeling from the capsicum spray on Saturday as you tried to stop true patriots from having their say.

But then they would be lying. And Misson never fibs.

Hogan, while he still has value.